Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Minewar

    Minewar

    [1.20.4] Minewar is an amazing Freebuild & Survivial Minecraft Server! While being new we try to provide you the best experience in designing the ultimate servers for our players, you can enjoy • SURVIVAL • FREEBUILD• ECONOMY• CUSTOM ITEMS & ENCHANTMENTS and MUCH more with our amazing growing community of the best players!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Empire Legacy

    Empire Legacy

    Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

    Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

    Empire has infinite McMMO Skills, Alcohol Brewing, Rentable Properties, Advanced Banking & Economy, PvP Zone, Religions, Movecraft Ships, Amazing Events, and so much more!

    Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

    Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Avea

    Avea

    Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

    Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 27 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • The CityPrison Network

    The CityPrison Network

    CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

    We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

    With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

    We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

    IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Vertex

    Vertex

    Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Insane Crafters

    Insane Crafters

    Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The OrchardMC

    The OrchardMC

    The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

    Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

    Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

    Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • CastleCrafters

    CastleCrafters

    24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ProBloxWorld

    ProBloxWorld

    ProBloxWorld is a server featuring LifeSteal, Survival, Bedwars and SkyWars.—————————————––———ProBloxWorld———————-Just for Fun——————-

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • StrikeCraft

    StrikeCraft

    Brand new server. We do PvP arenas and creations. WE BAN GRIEFERS. All mods and admins are nice. Check us out! Plenty of room.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty SMP

    Crafty SMP

    Join our Vanilla 1.20 SMP server with quality-of-life improvements, play alongside the community, and dive into weekly events.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • GermanysBaugrube

    GermanysBaugrube

    Hi users, our server is a free2build server, so you can build what ever you want and where you want, but not too close to ohter players. We have funny and nice members and also a great team, which want to welcome you on our server. Remind: We are a german server, but the most of our community can also speak (write) english.

    See ya online!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • TaipCraft

    TaipCraft

    Welcome to TaipCraft! —————————————————————– On TaipCraft you can build, explore and make friends! —————————————————————– If you’re not into such things you can also fight in wars! —————————————————————– The map is a 1:924 scale and works on any version! —————————————————————– https://discord.gg/zpmKRUbWZz —————————————————————–

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 37

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Soho-Craft

    Soho-Craft

    85.236.101.238:26465 Griefing/raiding is allowed Tnt is on Fire spread is on Lava is on Water is on Join now for a unqie hardcore gaming experience like no other!

    Factions Anticheat logblock Permissions Group manager and much more

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • LeafkingsServer

    LeafkingsServer

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, crafted on Fabric and running the latest 1.20.4 version, focusing on an enhanced survival mode experience. Our community is intimate, welcoming players to join our adventures. Ready to join? Simply download the client and embark on your Minecraft journey with us. We’re excited to see the mark you’ll leave in our world!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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