Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 1811 Runes Activated: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Astral Projections Made: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Portlandia

    Portlandia

    Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ShadowPvP

    ShadowPvP

    Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

    The Server

    ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

    Our Plugins

    Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • EvilBits

    EvilBits

    Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ninjacraft

    ninjacraft

    We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MayoSlo

    MayoSlo

    Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Very Pug

    Very Pug

    Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Animals Bred: 171 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MineBound

    MineBound

    This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 68 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Mingul

    Mingul

    Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

    The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

    We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Lickwim

    Lickwim

    Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Villages Defended: 18 Falling into the Void: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • IronCraft

    IronCraft

    Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 166
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minegaiden IV

    Minegaiden IV

    Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Magic Items Found: 7861 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • ElementalPrisons

    ElementalPrisons

    We are a OP Prison server with a little player base im hoping that I can get more people playing on my servers not just this one also my other one which soon I will be making a network and trying to do my best with my servers. For now this server will be having a lot of events and giveaways and so on for more info on those join our discord after joining the server. We also will be shutting down Elemental Factions for 2 days and were gonna try and fix the issue with people not dropping stuff on death. Other then that I hope you Guys enjoy and have fun playing with your friends on here.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PotensGamingMC

    PotensGamingMC

    Hi, I’m mnapoli94. Along with Rhidzla, Yudaz, and BigBrodie83,, I co-own and operate a recently upgraded 80-slot server as part of PotensGaming.

    We have 5 unique worlds on the server, all easily accessible.

    We have a Walls 2 world.

    We have custom plugins.

    We run 25+ plugins.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • TestingTea

    TestingTea

    Welcome to TestingTea! This server is a server with it’s own unique twist, at a random time, the server may change gamemode, change version, change plugins, or anything can happen, big or small. It’s a very random server, and here at TestingTea the staff wish that the randomness brings you happiness!

    Discord: Discord.gg/msENv5W

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Hunger Games DeadCraft

    Hunger Games DeadCraft

    The Hunger Games

    Search and find chest. Get the best possible items. Survive various traps and monsters. Fight against other users. Finally, be the last survivor of the arena.

    Game mode with 20 totally different arenas where you fight and survive to win.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2708 Enchantments Applied: 119
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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