No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

LeafkingsServer

Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server, crafted on Fabric and running the latest 1.20.4 version, focusing on an enhanced survival mode experience. Our community is intimate, welcoming players to join our adventures. Ready to join? Simply download the client and embark on your Minecraft journey with us. We’re excited to see the mark you’ll leave in our world!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SapphireLabs

Survival, Vanilla

A regular vanilla survival server on dedicated hardware with 24/7/365 uptime. Mobile, console, PC, whatever.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Seventh Sanctum PvP

Seventh Sanctum PvP, Raiding, and Greifing originally Sponge Craft) -PvP – GRIEFING -RAIDING -FACTIONS -STORE come join now while all the slots are open! NEW shop NEW spawn Dedicated! Drop Party’s every Friday! 2 PvP Arenas! Free cookie Monday! (Forum up soon for donation and news) Owner: crowsplat18 Co-Owner: jakegphelps Head-Admin: KatdudeT02

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Kingdoms United Network

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Here at TheKingdomsUnited you will find a great all round experience. We cater for all ages and provide a stable community, in which we have many aspects to what you can do. We are capable of holding up to 500 players at any one time with little to no lag. We try to ensure that all of our players are happy, and content. Any issues or just need a helping hand no problem our active staff team are always on hand to help and assist you in whatever way they can

Here is a list of all of our Network Features.

– Server is 1.8 (Latest Minecraft Version) – Fun minigames! – Factions Server! – Prison Server! – Creative Server! – Survival Server!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ChronosPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

This server entails huge raids and pvp battles at times reaching 50v50 nation pvp battles with a large nethpot community. THis is simply the best raiding pvp server available.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SkyrimCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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The Skyrim Minecraft Server.

Features spells, shouts, and a entirely custom Skyrim map.

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Elysium Network

Anarchy, OneBlock, Vanilla

Elysium Network is a server for the Russian-speaking audience and the Minecraft game, and it is also a server on which you can choose 3 modes, but the one you want to play is anarchy, Vanilla+ and OneBlock.

Here you can: 1.Find friends 2.Make your own city 3. Create your own tree 4. Declaring war on other villages 5. Assemble a team

Come visit us and Survive!

You can see information about the server on our discord channel:

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1851
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magic Items Found:	5080

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pearlmc

PvE, Survival

Pearlmc is a graylist, anticheat, survival server that offers balance between fun and challenging play. It has four worlds: Lokai, Dasmir, Essalo, and Ateph. Lokai offers a “normal” overworld experience with a spawn town and land protections. Dasmir offers a self-paced nether experience, also with land protection available. Essalo provides an endworld experience with increased difficulty and enforced PvP. Ateph is a custom-generated novelty world that offers a sub-hardcore atmosphere.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Draco MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

This is 24/7 online server where you guys can cross-play between Minecraft Java and pocket edition . This is Deadliest server and here many players play

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	75	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

St0rm.net MC Server

Server is up 24/7. All staff and users are friendly. We have staff places available for active users. Come and join, experience pleasure gaming! We welcome beginners and will guide them along their minecraft experience!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TheSwamp

Anarchy

A 13+ anarchy server where anything/everything goes! Want to create an empire? Go right ahead! You want to blow stuff up?! Be my guest! Cross play! Xbox/PC (bedrock/java)

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CharlieCraft

Welcome to the CharlieCraft. [24/7] [LAG FREE] [GRIEF PROTECTED] Place where u can make friends, and play the way u want! World is big and without building restrictions! Want to sell your goods? Its easy at as sounds with Trade Signs! Bored of slaying mobs with your regular sword? Get yourself a blaze rod and use Magic Spells! Keeping your stuff safe with Lockette. Just place a sign on the chest and its all locked up! Make a large town and protect it using Towny! CCraft staff is very friendly and here to help you!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Menzatyx

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival

Welcome to our Minecraft server: Menzatyx mc

In our world, adventure and creativity intertwine in an exciting journey. Are you ready to explore, build and survive?

Join us at Survival Custom and forge your legend. Adventure awaits you!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MCLand [MCSMP]

Come join sl.mcsmp.com! Survival! A warm place, where people can band together, to forge a home for themselves, in a pleasant and rich world, full of player-created wonders and mystery.

No Whitelist / MCMMO / Clans / Roleplay Ranks / Magic / Towny / Welcoming community! / Helpful staff & players / Stargates / PvP / Magic / SCS Shops / Economy

Words to decribe our server (said by players): “Epic, crazy, fun, cool, welcoming, enjoyable, helpful, amazing, diverse, towns, funny, friendly, fantastic”

Hope to see you online!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CubePixel

LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.