Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Meteorites Collected: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • 222craft.net

    222craft.net

    This is a Mature Server AntiCheat, AntiGrief and AntiHack.

    Very strong and friendly community, helped by mature mods, Admins and Owner.

    We have multiple Worlds to suit your server requirements! Whether it’s a PVE only World where you can build and not worry about grief or losing work, or a PVP World which resets Monthly allowing for mass resource harvesting – further protecting the build World’s landscape from ruin! We also have an Arena World with such minigames as CTF, King of the Hill and Mob Arena.

    RPG Survival Server. Storyline, Ranks, mcMMO, Competitions, Server Wide Economy, Trade, Shops, Minigames, Mob & PvP Arenas, Tournaments, Fanfictions, Expansions, more…

    99.995% Uptime 24 / 7, 365 days a year service

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 396
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DuelsSea

    DuelsSea

    A duels server Still in development Coming soon : – New kits – New ranks – New Maps And MUCH MUCH more.. JOIN NOW!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • World of Bros

    World of Bros

    WoB (World Of bros) is a strong, close community built off of trust. we have good admins watching for greifers and good support. We have a money system and shops to buy things. i think you will like our server. go check out the website for more info worldofbros.com

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Infinity Minecraft Network

    Infinity Minecraft Network

    Survival server with frequent events, select Vannila Tweaks Datapacks, And Plugins including GriefPrevention. Since it is hosted on aternos you must request for the server to be turned on via the discord channel.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Dimension Hops: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Blocks and Gold

    Blocks and Gold

    WE ARE RECRUTING A STAFF TEAM : PLEASE CONTACT US ! From your web account : – Sell to the marketplace, and earn G$. – Buy what others have sold with your [b]G$[/b]. – Buy territories to protect what you have build. – Invite your friends in your territories. – Ingame Likes for the best builder constest. – 4 scorebords to mesure your performance. – Mod Pack with rei minimap and optifine available on the website (optional) – Minecraft Lego Packs – Multiplayer Dungeons – Treasure Hunter Event – Level up your jobs

    WE ARE RECRUTING A STAFF TEAM : PLEASE CONTACT US !

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MysticalLandz

    MysticalLandz

    This is the server for my youtube MysticalMyner! Saty tuned for LOTS of updates as this server is new and in development. Also see my yt channel coming somtime Coming next year

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Torinet

    Torinet

    Small friendly server. Fun mods and friendly staff.

    Now with Hunger Games!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • commandia

    commandia

    Hello, this is a Swedish minecraft server which is almost completely vanilla, some plug ins like treecuter etc

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Hibernia

    Hibernia

    Simple Vanilla server with only world guard and nocheat. Spawn is the only place protected. Nocheat is used to prevent hackers. Griefing and PVP are allowed

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Skunky PvP

    Skunky PvP

    skunkypvp.mcserver.us Skunky PvP is currently in development still and ONLY looking for staff and builders. If you as a player would just like to join you can but everything is going to get reset and you will be in a basic survival world. You can also join at skunkypvp.mcserver.us

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Terra Divisa

    Terra Divisa
    Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more intense geopol experience. The only way to obtain ores is from capturing resource sites from other nations, or forging diplomatic ties to trade with them! Experience meaningful diplomacy as you need a constant supply of resources to maintain armor and tools, leading to resource wars and power blocks unlike any other servers!

    Become the dominant military and economic power by minting special currency for your nation, and capturing resource sites to force other payers to align with you to avoid losing their supply of resources, and your customized currency to buy items from them without paying a dime of actual gold! We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency!

    We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs.

    Check the image gallery to see some additional features!

    Join us on Discord!https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Creative and Towny

    Creative and Towny

    Server IP: mc.megaminecraft.net Website: MegaMinecraft.net INFO: Mega MC was founded in early 2013, we have a large team of supportive staff, and experience, something our players value.

    Have you ever wanted to be apart of a server where you can experience all types of game modes at once? Here at Mega MC, we provide you with that unforgettable in-game experience. • Creative • Towny • Factions

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • KetPVP

    KetPVP

    fun and entertaining kitpvp. enjoy the fun and entertainment in ketpvp! do /staffapp to apply for staff or buy ranks! All versions supported!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • rivercraft

    rivercraft

    we are a nice small server with a bunch to do

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Official PieTown server

    Official PieTown server

    Welcome to Pietown!

    This is our public server built on the idea between Woahdang and Aexo

    The server is currently running at 1.15.2 Java edition. IP -> not release

    PIeTown is a vanilla survival world! Currently there are no world resets. This server is a D&D themed server with heavy influence of playing the original Minecraft game with light plugins. We really focus on trying to keep this server as pure and simple as possible. There are dangerous things in Minecraft and it isn’t just the hostile mobs.

    Please be sure to follow the rules and regulations to the servers! The discord rules also indicates a lot of what the channels are used for and how you can get involved!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Chimeras Created: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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