No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MythicCrafters

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	168

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SurvivaltiCraft

Survival

join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ICECRAFT

a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

UltParkour

Factions

Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SkyMinezOW

PvP

A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

iPwnAge

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

Some features of iPwnAge:

-No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

-We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BirbMC

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Towny

Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Goldencreeper

Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

Hope to see you soon!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	584828
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MinecraftZocker

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Craft Or Die

Anarchy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

This is a vanilla survival server with a minimal amount of rules. This server will always be up to date and kept at the latest stable snapshot.

RULES: Don’t be a d#ck.

No Spamming or advertisement in chat.

No using hack clients (this is a survival server so don’t be a wuss).

No X-ray (to a point, we are pretty lax about this one).

If you have any questions feel free to ask in the chat, there should usually be someone online to help out or feel free to join the server’s discord server https://discord.gg/z9P8vD

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Kfperin’s SMP Server

Come play at an amazing server. Everyone here is mature, responsible, helpful, and respectful. The staff and players are always helping each other out and building together. The server is focused on building towns together, but players may build outside the towns if they choose to. If your looking for a good server to play on, give us a try and I know you’ll want to stay.

The server stands as a symbol, that we may be public and still maintain a great server. We have a great community formed and are very welcoming to new members. You won’t find much successful public servers out there like ours. Give us a try.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GCJE

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A PURE Survival and PVP Server! Events happen and more! Having trouble? Go contact our discord! 12h services each day. {[MCPE Server coming soon…! ]}

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Limegaming

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

villecraft

Creative, KitPvP, Survival

welcome to play the server’s ip is villecraft.serv.nu we are waiting for you to visit the server as soon as possible!!!!!!! and it would be nice if you stayed to play on the server for a longer time 🙂 tialktaa ville11 on youtube

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

minecraft the Walls

Welcome to MineCraft The Walls!

We are the Official Minecraft The Walls style Servers. This is a game where you start off in 1 of 4 sectors with a team, you have 15 minutes to build an awesome fort, once the timer ends, the walls are dropped and its an awesome team based battle. Are you good enough for Minecraft The Walls ? Only one way to find out

Updated October 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.