Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 5008
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Terramining II

    Terramining II

    Welcome to an amazing survival server • 24/7 • No Whitelist • Dedicated Staff • Awsome Plugins • No Lag • No Whitelist • Factions PvP • Simple and Easy Home and Chest Protection • Wild Build zones • Anti-Grief • Shops • Anti hacking

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Alien Abductions: 3 Love Letters Sent: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • crafties smp

    crafties smp

    a smp server for max 20 players we have good spawn and builds join now for some stuff maybe we will meet sometime no rules directly

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MegaCraft Network

    MegaCraft Network

    Welcome to MegaCraft Network, a community-driven server that seeks to separate itself from the rest!

    Server Features Creative: ► WorldEdit and VoxelSniper ► Build Ranks RolePlay SkyBlock: ► Ore Generator ► Custom Islands Prison: ► Custom Enchants ► Tons of Unique Features Visit out Website: https://mc-mega.com Join Our Teamspeak: ts.mc-mega.com

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • UnderLands

    UnderLands

    Hello, This is a new server that is still in development and needs testers to try out the plugins. If you would like to make a free server, then go on aternos for free and create a Minecraft server that accually works!

    From Inforty

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 7
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pwn9 YASMP

    Pwn9 YASMP

    We are a fusion of PvP and Survival, with old-style (1.8) combat mechanics. It is open land of fighting, hiding, building underground, defending your territory or being a raider of other’s lands.

    You decide if you want to be the hated griefer or try to exist in the distant regions far away from SpawnCity living a peaceful life with a couple of friends.

    What do you want to brag about? Your KDR? Best shop? Best build? Richest in the land? It’s all yours for the taking.

    With an outstanding overall uptime and a professional staff from Pwn9 – A gaming community specializing in game hosting for over 15 years – YASMP is truly the essence of the Minecraft experience. We’ve removed fluff and brought Minecraft down to its essence: PvP and community. Once you play here you’ll feel like you’re right at home.

    Other Important Info: – We are a bit lax about language, but if you get extreme, our active moderation staff will take appropriate action. – Our server is a No Cheat server with mods to prevent many known cheats and an alert staff to find all the others. Play the game without fear of others using exploits and hacks to their advantage. – Cutting Edge, Professionally Administered, and Professionally Hosted. – Since we are a part of the pwn9 community there are other games that we support that you can join in on as well such as: Rust, Overwatch, Guildwars 2, Counter Strike: Source, Starcraft 2, Wolfenstein: Enemy Territory and more!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Survival U Kamioka

    Survival U Kamioka

    New server I recommend 10/10 the server is good and has a very nice dungeon spawn very beautiful greetings kamiok have fun playing::::DDDDDDDD Wishes Kamiok naura

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Magic Items Found: 2711
    Farms Harvested: 780 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ExodusCraft

    ExodusCraft

    A plot/ranks/survival server!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1515 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • oter SMP

    oter SMP

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    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CrystalCraftMC

    CrystalCraftMC

    This is CrystalCraftMC!

    CrystalCraftMC is a small server network that has been online for over four years, featuring a semi-vanilla survival server and a creative server!

    In our semi-vanilla survival world, you can explore the world just as the Mojang developers intended it to be explored. You can travel endless landscapes of the world as far as the eye can see until you find somewhere you want to call home. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed, and there are no plugins giving donors unfair perks to ruin your survival experience. If you get bored in mining and building, you can play in the MobArena with friends.

    If you are feeling inspired, you can head to our creative server to try out designs for your survival builds or just to show off your creativity with the rest of the community. We love to see people show off their talent on our creative server, and you might even catch a staff member’s eye and get your creations featured on one of our other servers.

    No matter what you choose to do, you can have a good time on CrystalCraftMC. We have a mature and responsible server staff that are here to help you have a good time! Unlike many other servers, staff will never raid, destroy, or harm your progress!

    Our server experience has been tailored over a course of four years, and we are looking forward to seeing you online!

    Check out our website here! https://crystalcraftmc.com

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MBCraft Factions

    MBCraft Factions

    Part of MBCraft Network! Join our factions server and learn more about us! NO PAY TO WIN WITH GARBAGE RANK KITS…

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Aerth Minecraft Server

    Aerth Minecraft Server

    Family-friendly survival server. Main worlds PvE, new PVP world for those who want to fight. Friendly supportive staff, eternal sun every Sunday, economy, skills, NEW minigames being added! Come explore and build with us!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • TheReawakens

    TheReawakens

    TheReawakens is a creative build server, we make Timelapses and creation videos of builds on our server, we do also have a survival world

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Linearpvp

    Linearpvp

    a new take on MinePvP with exciting new gens. Join us today using the link above! Have Fun on Linearpvp everyone and stay safe!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • sConCraft

    sConCraft

    sConCraft is a high quality UK hosted SMP server. We strive to provide an enjoyable game play experience for all our players, whether you enjoy surviving in the wilds, becoming a master of economy, living in towns and cities, exploring, PvE combat or testing your PvP skills in an arena death match we have something to offer you.

    Essentials, Towny, MCMMO, Economy, Bukkit, Lockette

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Zurifia

    Zurifia

    This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Animals Bred: 81
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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