Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Endless Night Skies: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Flunkiiiland

    Flunkiiiland

    The Admins of this Server are vasilisn and Flunkiii. Until now, we build a lot of things. We dont use special shop plugins but we have herobrine on the server 😉 You can build whereever you want because it’s a freebuilt and PVP server. We have 6 Slots and he will be online anytime. Everyone is welcome! This server is now 6 months old and we would be realy happy if you join our server. It will be funny 🙂 Flunkiii – german vasilisn – english So everyone understand the rules and all this things ;D

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Dreamland – World of Dreams

    Dreamland – World of Dreams

    Welcome to the Dreamland – our new Minecraft server!

    We are happy to see people who have fallen asleep and come to us, to our unusual and unpredictable world of night dreams.

    Nothing is impossible here, so don’t be afraid of weirdness and lack of logic in what’s going on. However, Dreamland is not only a beautiful and kind world, it can also be… Hm-m, well, explore the world of dreams, its lore and become the strongest dreamer! We fell asleep for a long time

    — The owner of the Dreamland that you joined in the collective dream

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • My.SMP

    My.SMP

    Join the discord server to get whitelisted, and start your smp adventure with cool people and stuff. Kill, raid and other stuff

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Magic Items Found: 2432 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Minecraft Nations

    Minecraft Nations

    Since 2010, Minecraft Nations (MCN) is a Nation/Faction PvP server, witness sieges and wage wars, delve into an economy, and engage in politics and diplomacy.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Astral Staffs Crafted: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ores Mined: 9610

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • IcicleCraft

    IcicleCraft

    ♦ IcicleCraft ♦ Survival ♦ Towns ♦ McMMO ♦ Hunger Games ♦ PvP ♦ Spleef

    At IcicleCraft, the users are all that we care about. We offer you a great community and an active server staff who keep the server running smoothly for our players. Whether you are into building, resource gathering, or PvP, you will find yourself at home in IcicleCraft. We’ve obtained plenty of experience in this field over the years, and have nearly perfected this art. You will also find that our staff is highly experienced and friendly to the IcicleCraft community. We welcome you to our world, the world of IcicleCraft!

    Server Specs: • Intel Xeon E3-1245 Quad Core CPU – 3.3 GHz • 32 GB RAM • 180 GB SSD dedicated for Minecraft • 1TB HDD for nightly backups

    Notable features: • Friendly community • Mature and experienced admin staff • Active Admins and Moderators so help is always available • High Up-time • Powerful server for lag-free gameplay • Multiple worlds •MobArena • Towns

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • peanutsmp

    peanutsmp

    Are you looking for a amazing server? well dont look further we got the best server for you! We have many game modes we have survival we have bedwars we have lifesteal and a parkour in coming soon to! the ip is: play.peanutsmp.fun and the port is 25565 Make sure you join the discord to for upcoming events!

    see you there!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Lilfunbuild

    Lilfunbuild

    An online creative building game for children, family and friends to hang out at with lots of people. I have my own kids so I know how important it is to have a children friendly environment where you want to be free from harsh languages, graphics and much more. Lilfunbuild server is working hard to protect your builds and let you create wonderful things at your best or just build for fun.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Rosewind

    Rosewind

    Rosewind is a brand new towny server looking for new players to join us. We are in desperate need of staff to help us create a friendly and welcoming environment. Created 18/08/2023

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Contega RP

    Contega RP

    Server Info: Server IP: mc.jcamtech.com:25252 Server Forums: http://minecraft.jcamtech.com

    About Contega RP: Welcome to the wonderful world of New Contega. In this world you will find a community happy to welcome any new faces. The server is constantly growing, always looking to expand its horizon. This 24/7 server is updated to the latest version of bukkit weekly and has a maximum of 2 days downtime for new Minecraft updates (only limited by bukkit’s updating cycle).

    Perks for voting are enabled as well as a thriving item-based economy.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • KoxeMc

    KoxeMc

    Hello, I invite you to KoxeMc, a new Custom server Server 24/7 always on, 0 lag Platform Java ——————————————————- Where you can find things like: Items Custom.

    https://discord.gg/4cY3Z32YRm

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 11
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • The Darkfortress

    The Darkfortress

    “World” main homeworld, location of all major factions and the large fortress from which the server gets its name. Legend suggests that in ancient times the old races came here with the darkstars with the intention of mining all the resources, but they encountered… unexpected complications. Whatever it was, most of their machines were apparently abandoned overnight; often while still functional. Some how a form of “magic” evolved with later residents of this world – and an agrarian / feudal society; which on discovering the relics of the ancients became a sort of Romantic Steam Punk society. Grimnir – location of Grimgate – a powerful group little is known about. P2X-005 – Forest world, full of ravines and plants. Essentially Uninhabited. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/P2X-005 KS7-535 – Ice Planet, has a non-dialable stargate, in our server it has ruins however. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/KS7-535 projects – a special tropical moon. Can only be accessed by the very wealthy. Creative World. World The End – Considered our “space” dimension, until such a time as I can create a “normal” type world with a null world generator. If you fall off this world you land in the main world. Current location of the “unknown threat” that wiped out the ancients. Or WAS that the ancients? World Nether – Site of the last great war of the ancients – homewrold of the Necromancers; regular skirmishes still occur here, very dangerous place for unranked players. If you fall off the main world you land in here. Cybertron – homeworld of… the technomancers? Site of a high technology war. Mostly uninhabited, but completely covered in empty cities, and underground mysteries. Acadar – now this is a mystery planet. Currently overseen by Tangent Spy. Appears to be a tech world. But contains less relics.. that we know of.. Its name has special meaning…. And More

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Diogenes smp

    Diogenes smp

    The Diogenes SMP RP is a new Minecraft SMP meant for roleplaying with other players and having a good time. Using version 1.20.1 for Java edition.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 286 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Asser Server

    Asser Server

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Survicraft

    Survicraft

    Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 5578 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 9828

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • EGMC

    EGMC

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    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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