No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

teh3l3m3nts

As vanilla as possible, with anti-griefing and administrative plugins. Very community based, and always welcome to newcomers. Multiverse enabled so that we can keep old maps around, as this server has been around a long time. Starting out you can only access ‘Noob World’ and freely build there. After 3 days email us to be added as a full member and unlock everything else!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crimson Realms

Crimson Realms is a Multi-World server where people can do many things. You can vote for items, and get ahead of your enemy’s. We have Two worlds at the moment, Factions, and KitPvP. We are opening a Third RPG world In the near future. In each world you can do many different things. We do have custom plugins on the server, and are always adding more. We are not accepting any applications so please don’t send any, it would be a waste of your time. Make enemy’s and create friends! Join Today!

www.CrimsonRealms.tk

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pacific State

Gr8 Server

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

« PRIMAL FACTIONS » CLASSIC 1.8 FACTIONS SERVER 2023 ♛ NO PAY TO WIN ♛ Classic OG Factions ♛ No Custom Enchants

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Primal Factions Brings Back The Fun We All Miss!FRESH MAP APRIL 8th

We created Primal Factions out of our love for that classic 1.8 factions experience we missed so much. Servers like these are hard to find and most have game breaking aspects so we sought out to create our own server. Our staff team and server want to stick to the pure simplicity that made factions back then so much fun and we hope to see you on the server!

Sever IP – play.primalfactions.com

Sever Website – www.primalfactions.com/

Server Info & Features

1.8 COMBAT

Factions

KOTH Events w/ Custom ArenasCustom PvP Arena w/ EventsIn Game Rank ProgressionPvP EnovysMcMMOHeadhunterGapple CooldownsCustom CratesCombat LogMending In 1.810k World BoarderEnd & Nether WarpsOld School Setup & Style

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Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cosmic Craft

[TOWNY] [RPG] – Under Construction [RANKS] [ECONOMY] [PVP ARENAS] [LOOKING FOR STAFF] [24/7]

We at Cosmic Craft HQ have wiped of the dust breathed new life into this server, with new plugins, an improved website and monthly build comps, the server will be like it has never been before, and once a decent cash flow is established, there are plans to open up a Tekkit Server, RPG-PVE Server, a Faction server and many more, all of which will be joining the universe of Cosmic Craft early this year! We look forward to seeing you all in the new universe soon!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VeryPug

A Minecraft server based off of young America: Freedom! Although you can’t do EVERYTHING, you have a ton more flexibility as a player here. Ranking up will not be difficult if you’re a good person. There’s plenty to do and lots of awesome people who visit regularly! Yes, “hacks” that are NOT malicious to the server ARE legal, but we ask that you not use them in PvP or server activities. Please have fun and use rare opportunity to make this the best experience on Minecraft ever!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

RPG PvP Server

Hallo,

I’m Maxeetrix from Team Exe Gaming,

This is a Minecraft server that is not only for premium but also for cracked versions.

This server contains the Heroes plugin,

This plugin is a role play game plugin where every player can choose their own class and level,

Compete against each other in PVP fighters and you can also form alliances We would be happy if you visited us.

Kind regards Maxeetrix aka TVGamesTech

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ApolloCraft

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

24/7 Survival server, factions, creative, plots, pvp, CS:GO chests Donation + free ranks staff online open CS:GO chests by voting

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LiLCraft

Welcome to LiLCraft server! www.LiLCraft.net

100 slots Factions Economy PVP Mob Bounty Reloaded LUCK

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Die Reiche Erethons

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Die Reiche Erethons | RPG | Factions | Economy | Survival

The Empires of Erethon is a medieval server with different empires.

In the neutral capital, everyone can build their own house and trade with other players. At the beginning you can decide which empire you want to fight for, or create your own! Build your own empire, unique castles and even more beautiful villages with your colleagues. This is a PvP based server, where the rules must be strictly observed. War is not impossible and only the strongest can win. A server with friendly admins, mods, players and a feeling that you won’t find again in the very large Minecraft world.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Shilocraft Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Shilocraft is a Semi-Vanilla Minecraft Survival Server, we focus on keeping the game simple to it’s core, while adding needed security features to protect our player’s builds, and efforts. We use minimal plugins, to preserve the essential minecraft “feel”. We have added a few pluigins over the years to keep things interesting. Mostly related to our economy features. We also operate on a powerful dedicated server, in order to provide the highest amount of stability for our players to enjoy. We currently do not use a whitelist.

Our IP Address is: play.shilocraft.com

Our website is: http://shilocraft.com

Discord: http://shilocraft.com/discord

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Primitive Gaming

We are a nice server with nice staff!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

YAMS

Survival

Welcome to YAMS, short for Yet Another Minecraft Server. We are a family friendly, community focused server. We have strict rules in place for playing on the server; these rules help us to guarantee that the server is always a fun and relaxed place to hang out and play Minecraft. We are a public server however as of recent we have been whitelisting – this means that you can’t connect to us unless your name is on the whitelist. Our whitelist requirements are light enough to give everyone the ability to join, while also ensuring that the only people who join are active and friendly members of the YAMS community.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Lostwave

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CTT Server

Hello! We are a pseduo-mature server based in Scotland. All are welcome! We provide factions, economy, and player housing, both for donaters and for the regular punters.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.