Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Tale of the Caves

    Tale of the Caves

    Tale of the Caves is a server with a small but great community! We currently have two worlds, PVE/PVE2 and our soon to be open pvp games world “War Room” which will have everyone’s favorites: Spleef, PVP Arena, one on one and team coliseum battles. And let’s not forget Capture the Flag. Each world has its unique challenges, set to hard, and city spawns created by in game players.

    Our PVE world is a place to build and play with friends. Rank your way up to Baron by playing or create shops and join jobs to earn money. Build fortresses for protection against hostile mobs during bloodmoon or hunt them and earn double XP. Random bloodmoon dungeon generations add an even greater challenge to explore hidden caves and above ground mob fortresses.

    PVE2 is a world filled with adventure and area’s waiting to be explored without the worry of bloodmoon mobs. It is a much calmer place to start a town or community or even build around the world capital!

    Take a break from building and enter the rooms of war in War Room! Join with friends and capture your enemy’s flag or battle each other within the coliseum. Tired of listening to silly ranting then try a game of Spleef and knock your opponent into lava to shut him down.

    For added fun and adventure the staff randomly will put up challenges for the players to complete. Prizes vary from OP weapons and tools, to ingame money and titles. Have what it takes? Then join the next challenge and prove yourself worthy.

    NOTE: Tale of the Caves does NOT tolerate any sort of hacked clients. Be sure to remove them before you join or we will find you!

    Current plugins running are: Bloodmoon, ChestShop, iConomy, Treeassist, FoundDiamonds, GriefPrevention, and more! Come join the best server you’ll ever find!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Ninja Star PVP

    Ninja Star PVP

    Pvp Server No GameMode Given Out No God Mode Survivle PVP

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • AhoyWorld Survival

    AhoyWorld Survival

    We are a community with a vast area of professorial skills that we have used to create a Unique mine craft experience. We have made the game experience more challenging through our several plugins that don’t require any downloads on the player’s end. Earn our Currency “AhoyCoins by participating on our website or completing challenging Gauntlets designed within the community!

    If you would like more information about AhoyWorld or the Mincraft server head over to http://www.ahoyworld.co.uk/page/about

    All our Staff Admins are friendly and happy to answer any questions!

    See you soon.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Runes Activated: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • VidhuCraft

    VidhuCraft

    Are You looking for a lag-free server originally based in the UAE? now in France A Server with friendly admins? A Server where you can rank-up just by playing? A Server where you can suggest Plugins?

    Then Vidhucraft is for you 🙂

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Farms Harvested: 251

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • StoryCraft

    StoryCraft

    StoryCraft ~ Minecraft… with a Story!

    Like building and surviving in minecraft? Like to tell stories? Ever thought of combining those two? StoryCraft might just be the server for you then… here we never just build a house, we build houses, castles and cities with wonderful stories that ties in with our overall story arc.

    Not totally convinced yet? Maybe this might help win you over…

    * Semi-vanilla: We have a few plugins, but keep them to a minimum and have a limited selection of commands. * Quests and ranks: On StoryCraft we want you to earn your own ranks, and you do this by succeeding at quests where you can earn Quest Points (QPs). Ex Introduce yourself on our website and earn 10 QPs. * Write and read Stories of StoryCraft: We have a whole forum full of stories, and a server history that goes back 4-5 years! Yep, we stick around! * Contests: We love contests on StoryCraft, and we are talking building contests, story-writing contests and anything in between. These will also win you QPs, and maybe… ranks. * A Maze, a Balloon and a Minstrel! On StoryCraft you will find many strange things, but first you must jump out of a balloon, beat the maze and make your own way through the world. The world might seem like a harsh place, and it is, but… the Minstrel is always around to guide you.

    Wanna know more before you decide… go to http://storyc.enjin.com

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Endcraft.net

    Endcraft.net

    Welcome to endcraft! We are a fun server, we have good staff, and lots of new feastures, including GUNS, ELEMENTAL SWORDS, NINJAS, GOD, HEROBRINE, Emerald economy (emeralds are money, get by killing stuff) and you can even earn better ranks by killing monsters!

    All this, and a LOT LOT more!

    See you online ;)!

    (Credit for the banner goes to TheDannyMiner)

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Potions Brewed: 189
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Minecraft Mondays

    Minecraft Mondays

    Server Name: Minecraft Mondays Website: http://bebopvox.com/forum Server Address/IP: mc.bebopvox.com Game Play Type/s: PVP Survival Creative Tekkit(seperate server) PVE Description: Hey there guys! Thanks for checking out Minecraft Mondays! This is the official server of the legendary youtube’r Bebopvox! Come play with us in a VAST MAP, Multiple worlds and so much more! Rules: http://bebopvox.com/forum/threads/readme-application-template.2/ Server Hardware: Intel Xeon, 24 GB ram, tons of disk space Plugins: Essentials, World Guard, Iconomy, Multiverse, groupmanager, chestshop and SO many more! (use /pl in game for full list) Owner/Admins/Moderators: Owner: Bebopvox and NeonGlitterBomb Admins: Niftyapple, Mikabella, Darkrobin35 Moderators: see staff link on forums Pictures/Videos URL: http://www.youtube.com/user/BebopVox Other: Registration is required to play in all other game modes other than Creative. That information can be found here: http://bebopvox.com/forum/threads/readme-application-template.2/

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Minerholics 5

    Minerholics 5

    Minerholics is a community of several servers utilizing Factions PVP, Mob Arena, Economy and other plugins.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mines Excavated: 1591

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Minerholics

    Minerholics

    Minerholics is a community of several servers utilizing Factions PVP, Mob Arena, Economy and other plugins.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SramblerCraft

    SramblerCraft
    SramblerCraft

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FlyMC

    FlyMC

    FREE FLYING FOR EVERYONE! – HARDCORE PVP – FACTIONS – MCMMO – SKYLANDS – CHESTLOOT – AND MORE

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • The Only Funky Tekkit

    The Only Funky Tekkit

    A 20 slot tekkit server connected to the sheep on fire community. It’s white-listed so to get access you need to go on our white-list board and write your IGN.

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Ender Craft

    Ender Craft

    This server is a Proper Server. Join now and play the survival games. You can learn new survival skills and battle your friends! Enjoy!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • m5buildcraft

    m5buildcraft

    a growing server where you make friends (don’t kill) enemies and have fun!Ask help from your fellow mods edec96, bassee1234567890, alluminium, maxidan, and last but not least the OWNER meurer1519! a growing server where you make new friends (don’t kill) enemies and have fun! Ask the help of another moderators edec96, bassee1234567890, alluminium, maxidan, and last but not least the owner meurer1519!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Gamechurch City

    Gamechurch City

    Greetings citizen! Welcome to GameChurch City, the official Minecraft server for GameChurch! GameChurch City exists to provide a friendly environment to experience your favorite Minecraft games such as Hunger Games, Paintball, Village Defense, and Parkour maps as well as classic modes like Survival and Creative plots.

    Everyone likes to take a break from survival, and the fastest way to do so is with minigames! We provide a constantly-growing collection of parkour worlds, PVE Minigame arenas such as Village Defense, and over 30 minigames including Cookie Clicker and Tetris to pass the time while that iron smelts.The survival world operates using a jobs plugin to build money, Residence to protect your land, and Chest Shops to sell(or buy) all of those precious diamonds.

    Even if you run out of things to buy, there are plenty of cosmetics and mounts available to customize your experience!So come say hi and see what you think!

    Updated October 25, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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