No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Master Craft Tekkit

we are a new tekkit server that wishes to bring you a great experience! we have dedicated staff, a decently sized community, and a talented technical staff! we are hosted by beast node so the server is lag free! i would love to see you there! thank you for you time!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	99	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BC Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Factions: – No Chest Protection – Griefing/Raiding/mcMMO – ObbyDestroyer – Custom Weapons KitPVP – Custom Coded (Coins buy powerups) – Assists System Survival – No PVP – Survive with friends. MiniGames – HungerGames/Feasts Creative with WorldEdit Rippin /MC-Market/Spigot

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Kreatious

Creative

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Minebox

An awesome server run by the official Minebox channel – http://youtube.com/user/TheMinebox!

– 200 Slot Factions Servers – 200 Slot Survival Server – 200 Slot Skyblock Servers – 200 Slot Creative Plots Server – 200 Slot Survival Games Server

– Several minigames servers including.. Prop Hunt, Sky Wars, Paintball, Hide and Seek, and more.

Donate at store.theminebox.com. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! If one of our servers is full, a donation rank will let you join it even when it’s full!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minecraft Hunger Games

Survival Games

Minecraft Hunger Games

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EvolutionCraft

Great server with tons of happy staff, raiding allowed, faction allowed,griefin illegal , survival economy server!

Fully working, we soon will be a must have server!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

the secret Life

It is 3.1 very new but has the most necessary plugins…… Description: There is a village where there is land available where you can build a residence This gives more protection from the zombies etc. because a village wall has been built around the village! These plots are x20 y16 enough for a small village house. Otherwise you can build a house, quarters, bow, etc. somewhere in the wilderness. There is a trading center there Many NPC residents are ready. You can also trade as a user!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LetsBuild.net

LetsBuild.net is a network of servers. We currently have a running Creative Plot server and a survival PvP server.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

FioreCraft

We are Fiorecraft, a fun Survival Multiplayer Minecraft server with added enhancements!

Fiorecraft features McMMO, ChestShop, Factions, catacombs, iConomy, and Buycraft.

Check in the first Friday of the month for lottery drawings! The top player on the McMMO stat list, and the largest faction also win weekly prizes.

Enjoy a functioning economy featuring ChestShop.

Test your battle-prowess in our Death Arena!

Become a donator and enjoy a special donator section and other perks!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MCsPVP

PvP

McsPvP is an Amazing Minecraft network that tries to provides the best services for the players. We hope you join and enjoy your stay on our servers.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

True Minecraft

We are a new survival server, 24/7 and looking for staff. At the moment we are a small comunity but outr maximum player slot is 30 so we are looking for a far larger community. We are a Survival server. But we are working on a creatiev world for players of a certain rank to use.

See you soon! Allytheman & Bobafet101 Server Admin/ Owner & Server Owner

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

UnearthedCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Survival

UnearthedCraft is a friendly, non-pvp, near-vanilla Light Survival server. We utilize a white-list to be sure all of our players are decent human beings. You can apply on our Forums in the Whitelist Applications section. http://www.unearthedcraft.com/forums/

We also have a custom 24/7 “hunt” world that uses assault weapons in for a Pure FFA ongoing deathmatch with unlimited respawns in a destroy-as-you-wish environment that regenerates daily. See /hunt for details.

We use a custom resource pack to skin all of our weapons and ammo for /hunt, so be sure to enable Server Textures in your server selection screen. It does *not* replace blocks like grass, dirt, stone, etc, so feel free to use your own desired texture packs along with it.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Cool Table – Semi-Vanilla PVE

PvE, PvP

The Cool Table is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server with one goal in mine: Have fun and build cool stuff!

You can build anywhere and do as you please as you fight against the environment and other players. Building is free and open to all anywhere in the world. Build with your friends, team up with others, or just come in to do your own thing and chat with others.

We encourage an open and relaxed environment that lets players play the game how they want to. Hop in and say hi!

Please read the rules before you play on our website CoolTable.org.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

xX0M3GAXxs MC Server

Economy, PvE, Survival

We are a small growing server that we hope to grow more by finding new players and more builders to build everything and anything 😀

When you join you will be a guest and to become a builder and be able to eat or break/place blocks you must register and fill out a builder app at “http://xx0m3gaxx.com/f/”

We are currently looking to grow and have more players and looking to expand our server.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ShadowBlade

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Survival

IP: server.mcshadowblade.com We are a Hub Now! We have Factions and Hardcore as well as our original survival! We have a lot to offer: -Mob Disguise & Pets for any rank! -Awesome Events -Prizes -Thriving Economy With Shops! -Survival at it’s best -Keep Your Inventory/XP -McMMO -Spleef Games -Excellent Staff -Friendly Community -24/7 Play Join us Now!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.