Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MelonCraft

    MelonCraft

    Welcome to MelonCraft! We offer almost every play style imaginable. Connect with: play.meloncraft.com

    Factions Survival

    Creative Plots

    Survival Games (with custom arenas)

    Capture the Flag

    Parkour (checkpoint saving)

    Spleef (three arenas)

    Mobarena (survival rewards)

    The Walls (with custom arenas)

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8659 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • blockjunkies

    blockjunkies

    Atruly lag free public survival server. 14+ only, as we do not vigilantly police the use of language. Over 45 plugins, iConomy, Lockette and highly customized protection options to harbor a grief free environment. Adult staff focuses on enforcing minecraft etiquette through education rather than heavy handed banning. 50 user integrated Mumble voice chat with in-game positional surround sound.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • JABS Survival Server

    JABS Survival Server

    Welcome to JABS Survival Server!

    Built and operated by 4 experienced Admins who are looking forward to playing with other Minecraft users.

    No griefing is allowed, but PVP is allowed.

    Several Donation ranks are available in the server, as well as Ranks to be given to active and deserving players.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • IronCraft.BG 24/7

    IronCraft.BG 24/7

    OVER 10 MINIGAMES, SURVIVAL WORLD , KITPVP , PVP WORLD , HIDE AND SEEK , PAINTBALL , 24/7 AND MUCH MUCH MORE! JOIN RIGHT NOW – MC.IRONCRAFT.BG:25555

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • FjordCraft

    FjordCraft

    Norwegian PVP and Survival server

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • SheepServer

    SheepServer

    SheepServer – Minecraft the way it was intended.

    – 100% legit Survival World – Grief proof and cool Creative world – Challenging home-built Adventure map – Awesome Games world with lots of home made redstone powered minigames

    All staff members are hand picked from their activity and maturity.

    No need to stay here and read though, get online and take a look. There’s no whitelist or requirements to fulfill to be able to start building.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The Double Tree

    The Double Tree

    Join today! Server ip = doubletreeserver.net

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • HoboNation PvP Factions

    HoboNation PvP Factions

    Visit our website at http://www.hobonation.net/ We are cracked so anyone can play, even if you do not have minecraft! We have allot of players playing in the server at all times. We have donation packages you can purchase to help support us and gain some reward. (Located on our website)

    Server IP: HoboNation.Net

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • FlatCreative

    FlatCreative

    Come visit our city! Surprises abound in each city block. Want to build your own mansion? Go outside the city limits in no-mans land and have a blast!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • LazleCraft

    LazleCraft

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Carbon MC

    Carbon MC

    Create | Combat | Conquer

    Carbon Mc is a plot creative and survival factions server like no other. Pushing the envelope in unique entertainment, Carbon offers a truly engaging experience. Inspire and impress others with buildings in creative plots, become a legend and explore the far reaches of the custom factions world, or prove your skill with challenging parkour, and intense PvP arenas.

    –Customize Your Permissions–

    Carbon MC’s ground-breaking permissions system allows the player to have total control over how they receive their perks by enabling them to buy permissions individually. No longer must a player wait to obtain a special rank, or donate lots of money just to receive powerful permissions. At Carbon MC, all you need is a bit of dedication to become fully equipped for whatever obstacles lay in your path.

    –Physical and Virtual Economy–

    The economy on Carbon MC is intuitive and flexible. Based entirely on the gold ingot, players can earn gold by mining it in factions, spending time online, completing the parkour, building an exceptional plot, and more. The best part is, your balance is synced among all three servers, so buying permissions is never easier.

    Join today! —– IP: carbon.mc.gl —–

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • SyroCraft

    SyroCraft

    A Semi-vanilla Survival RPG-like Minecraft Server SyroCraft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few RPG elements added into the mix to spice up the “End Game” of Minecraft while still focusing on the whole survival aspect of the game as well. We also have a creative world for the build-planning folk and for those who just want to mess around with infinite blocks.

    We support voting while offline! (After your first login!) meaning you can vote for us, and then claim your vote rewards in-game the next time you log on.

    Come join us for some fun and games! We can’t wait to meet you.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 79 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • TitansCraft

    TitansCraft

    TitansCraft Bukkit Server!!!

    MobArenas PvP Arena Survival Factions Creative Parkour

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Enderarmy Survival.

    Enderarmy Survival.

    Survival SMP no greif/raid and Vote for the server for Three free Diamond! and $100!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • W00t Craft

    W00t Craft

    PVP/Survival/Economy/Hunger Games/Mob Arena/Disguise Craft

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Mines Excavated: 3486
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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