Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • TheWorldOfRaid

    TheWorldOfRaid

    Small server starting it’s career why not help out ?

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SurvivalTime Skywars/ HungerGames

    SurvivalTime Skywars/ HungerGames

    SurvivalTime Has 14Servers in 1 IP HungerGames SkyWars Splurge CTF SkyBlock And Much More, Join Today! IP: SG.SurvivalTime.co.uk

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • WestWorldMC

    WestWorldMC

    Hi Welcome to West World! People love our server because I stress community so much; we are naturally kind to one another. Land doesn’t, I repeat, DOES NOT get griefed! Every player may protect their land from the start and we incorporate some of the best mods. Visit the Funhub and experience are wide variety of games! So much to tell! You got to just come and try us out!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • DuskCraft

    DuskCraft

    “We had gone from server to server to server looking for a place that really fit what we were looking for, but we could never find one. Either the staff was incredibly immature or useless, or there was way too much lag, or they charged an arm and a leg just to protect your stuff, and on and on the list goes. After months of searching for a place to call home, we finally said, ‘Let’s just make one.’ Welcome to DuskCraft.” -laRoux87, server co-owner

    DuskCraft is a fun new survival server! We are looking for new players to enhance our steadily growing community. As a 24/7 dedicated Minecraft server with a 99% up-time, we are definitely worth a look!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Forsaken Realms

    Forsaken Realms

    This server is a towny server! Pvp enabled plus we have made a custom pvp arena called Revilaids PvP. Mini games starting from Survival games to infected. Custom made spawn with amazing features! We have all sorts of custom plugins to make your experiences better on our server! Donating is also an option! Theres ranks and in game items to buy so you can have an advantage in pvp and building! Magic spells! We have a custom made magic spells plugin to help you through your Building and fighting. We have amazing staff to help you through your confusing and frustrating moments. Our build team will be making more improvements and designs in different areas and even coming out with new pvp arenas! We need you to come and join our server so we can get more popular and become as big as we can!!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ManiaCraft

    ManiaCraft

    Pvp|Raid|Greif

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 276 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 153143 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • TechyCraft

    TechyCraft

    This is an amazing faction pvp server please please join it it is suprising how amazing it is

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • DragonPvP

    DragonPvP

    DragonPvP Is a different take on PvP, you go around a map and loot chests for quartz, which you then trade in for currency and buy shiny new gear.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ShadowRealms!

    ShadowRealms!

    ShadowRealms is a Survival Server

    We have factions, hunger games, and we might even get the Walls + a minigame server! Join us now – 198.154.103.113

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Minecraft Worlds

    Minecraft Worlds

    Minecraft worlds is a small comunity survival server, It has many things to do and is working to make itself better. The video shown was of the project going on inside Minecraft worlds, It will break a world record when done. We are towny based, and we except anyone. So come join us today

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • zombie apocalypse

    zombie apocalypse

    This is a challenging server that is locked in hard. And guest have no commands. So that way it is challenging and we are currently making a website we are also working on donater packages which will have some commands. And this server has been played on before so don’t get scared when you see giant statues spawn. And if you know commands to help the server liken how to use world edit or safe zone please contact us on our website when we get one. 🙂 I’m not the owner im just the owners friend.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • HaftaCraft

    HaftaCraft

    We are currently looking for dedicated players to join our Haftacraft community!

    We have been established since February 2011, we are a dedicated 24/7 server, with three map options: – Full PvP Factions world – PvE-only Vanilla Survival world – Creative Free Build. We occasionally hold events such as spleef, king of the hill, mob battles, hunger games and more! Also we have many active members on our TeamSpeak chanel. We welcome people of all age groups, and look forward to making your Minecraft experience a great one.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Potions Brewed: 166

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • – Nixium – PvE –

    – Nixium – PvE –

    We are a fully protected McMMO and Towny server that you will love! Come on and play to get more claim blocks to protect your things, and have fun in the wild! We have player-creatable portals as well! Come check it out. We promise you will have fun!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • CoreCraft PVP

    CoreCraft PVP

    CoreCraft PVP is an almost new Minecraft Server that’s growing by the day. With awesome players and staff, your bound to have fun. We also have monthly drop parties and awesome donator ranks.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Luxcraft

    Luxcraft

    Welcome to the Luxcraft Community The Luxcraft Network is an international community Even though there quite a few swedish players anyone is welcome to join. English is the main language but we do allow local languages, we dont force anyone to speak english

    Join the fun: mc.playluxcraft.com Our website: www.playluxcraft.com

    Voting for Luxcraft gives you rewards on all our servers. Depending on which you get crate keys and/or coins. Available server: Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Survival Games – EggWars

    Our main rules are: – Use common sense – HAVE FUN

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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