No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BRAJO

READING

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Animals Bred:	187	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Spyte PvP

We have great staff. Lots of fun minigames, factions, time to time drop partys, pvp, arenas, And lots more!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BogRealms

BogRealms is a server that has minigames, survival games, Survival, and much more. With a friendly staff, you will never have a bad time!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HeilCraft

HeilCraft is a 24/7 action packed, never-a-dull-moment kind of MC Server. With Bending!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Items Found:	7327
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AgedCraft

Welcome to Agedcraft.

Minecraft 1.7.2 Hosted in the US Plenty of events/minigames Creative plots Survival and PvP Hungergames

Dedicated & mature staff, experience in running servers and a goal to make the best possible experience for players.

We take any feedback and suggestions into great consideration in order to make it a fun server for everyone to play on.

We hope you enjoy the server!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

UrbanCraftNetwork

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Economy Free & Citybuild PvP Survival Games Nette Community Teamspeak-Server

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

TitanPvP

An Extreme PvP Minecraft server for experienced PvP players only. This server has a wonderful set of staff and plugins! Apply for staff at www.titanpvp.weebly.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ThePrisonServer

Anarchy, Hardcore, Prison, PvP, Roleplay

ThePrisonServer is a 24/7 prison server. You will start off as any other prisoner in real life would start out, at the bottom of the totem pole, as you work your way up there will be new skills, levels, items, shops and even housing. There are 5 obtainable ranks D-Prisoner C-Prisoner, B-Prisoner, A-Prisoner, and Elite-Prisoner. Each offer a Different and challenging way to rank up. There is PvP in most locations, besides the Selling and Mining areas. Hope to see you on ThePrisonServer, and remember “Dont Drop The Soap!’

ThePrisonServer has tons of ranks, and more planned to come in the future. Ranks on the server are obtained with the in-game currency. You can earn in-game currency by mining and doing jobs around each of the blocks. You get to the next rank by typing /rankup.

The rank of criminal is the default rank. You use this rank to go through the tutorial and learn how to play on ThePrisonServer. To get to the next rank type /rankup then /spawn.

D-Prisoner is the first rank you actually play as. The goal of a D-Prisoner is to mine and chop trees to rank-up to C-block. Ranking up will cost $40,000 and grant you access to C-Block.

C-Prisoner is the second rank you can achieve. In C-Block you will Mine and chop down trees to rank-up. The mine now also has gold! Ranking up will cost $140,000 and grant you access to B-Block.

B-Prisoner is the third rank of ThePrisonServer. B-Block now has diamonds to mine. Also a very difficult parkour course to enchant your items. Ranking up will cost $250,000 and grant you access to A-Block.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Terminal

Terminal is a 24/7 faction PVP server. We have zero lag, great staff, and need players and donators! Join today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AmbarCraft

Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

AmbarCraft is a fun and friendly multiworld server in which you can rank up and enjoy yourself in the world which best suits you 🙂

We currently run 2 main worlds (+ Their nethers and Ends): – Survival World (Normal survival with a bunch of fun plugins like mcMMO, iConomy and others!) – Creative World (Everyone is set to creative mode; here you can build everything you can imagine)

In order to get started at AmbarCraft, you will need to complete any one quest of your choice from our 8 available; ranging from easy to extremely hard 😉

Tech Info: The server should be lag free for all players, even under heavy loads. Backups are done regularly and griefing can be rolled back easily.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Treasure Island

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Treasure Island is a pirate themed network for all ages. We currently offer the following gamemodes…

[+] Survival – {Economy based server with jobs, player shops, auctions and dynmap} [+] Fantasy – {Slimefun based server with lucky blocks, magic loot and much more} [+] SkyBlock – {Normal skyblock with nether and end islands, jobs, craftbook and mcMMO} [+] Creative – {501×501 plot to start, builder & role-playing ranks, world edit for everyone} [+] SkyGrid – {Skygrid, nethergrid and endgrid worlds with quests. Makes skyblock look easy}

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Gildorym

Roleplay, Survival

Gildorym is a Mature Roleplay Minecraft server, set in the D&D world of Faerun. A harsh place, with fortune & danger lurking around every corner. With the opportunity for every man to take his chance at fame. Our Events Team run daily events involving deep plots, with twists both good & evil, with opportunity for the player’s actions to decide its fate. We use a D&D based class system offering over 11 different and unique combat classes each with their own developing storyline and 5 crafting professions that each have vital place in our world economy. Lastly, we use the faction system allowing players to become a Lord of Lands, conquer other lands and even vie for the title of King..

So fancy trying yourself to become a rich land owner? A Powerful Mage? A Master Assassin? or even just content running your farm, or local smithy? The choice is entirely yours..

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Grueworld.dk

Economy

Danish server with a mixed crowd of players aged 10+ – Server has been offline for the past 6 years, but will be starting up again

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Hypercraft.pl

I RECOMMEND 46.29.20.227

Server Name: Hypercraft Server IP: 46.29.20.227 Number of slots: 80 Server type: FB&SV&SG Uptime hours: 24/7 We are looking for builders!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TheWorldOfRaid

Small server starting it’s career why not help out ?

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.