Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Runes Activated: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • horde

    horde
    horde

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • AWECRAFT

    AWECRAFT

    AweCraft is an towny server, That means that you can claim a land and only you and the people that you invite can destroy there. It complete destroys the Greifers fun. The server also have survivalgames, spleef, essentials, shops, pvp and lots of other plugins.

    Website: http://aweserver.enjin.com/

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 297 Alien Abductions: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Gamestrike

    Gamestrike

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    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 21 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DarkNessCraft Skyblock

    DarkNessCraft Skyblock

    For more information on the server go here!: http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/darknesscraft-prison/

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Buildings Constructed: 31

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • mcplay.gazduirejocuri.ro

    mcplay.gazduirejocuri.ro

    mcplay.gazduirejocuri.ro it’s a good server at minecraft .please play in it ant next , u decide id u want to play at it . thx 😉

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2400 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Turkey Craft

    Turkey Craft

    Welcome to Turkey Craft! Our server is raiding PvP, griefing and much much more! The server is 24/7 and few rules! Join us now!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Mines Excavated: 4341
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magic Items Found: 2328

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • TheRisingPvP

    TheRisingPvP

    If You guys love pvp and enjoy fighting faction vs faction then u are going to love TheRisingPvP, this is a great server where you and your friends get together and fight for your ground in all 4 biomes and go earning power and loyalty. This is also a very fair server having known the owner he is a great guy and plays fairly. so guys this is a great server and i really think you should give it a go. have fun i know i did!!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Potions Brewed: 109
    Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Worlds Apart

    Worlds Apart

    Worlds Apart is a family run and family friendly server. We expect you to behave here as you would in front of your family. We’re also have a strict anti-profanity rule – type/talk as if you’re talking in front of your youngest/eldest family members. Worlds Apart is not an RP server. There are some elements of RP, such as the alliances, the style of communities, and the buildings within them, but mostly, you’re expected to just be yourself. Worlds Apart is a survival server focused on alliance-based community. Players can choose to play normal survival or work on community development..

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Noble-Craft FTB

    Noble-Craft FTB

    Noble-Craft FTB, running the FTB Ultimate Pack. Check the MOTD in your server list for current version of the pack! We have Votifier, Bukkit, and ForgeEssentials! We also offer many items and perks with donation.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Octagami s Omniverse

    Octagami s Omniverse

    Created in 2012, Octagami’s Omniverse is a server network dedicated to providing a high quality and community oriented Minecraft experience.

    Why choose Omniverse?

    Tons of Exclusive Features Anti-Grief and Anti-Theft protection Active and Supportive Staff Build worlds are Never Wiped Playtime based Rank Perks Zero Pay to Win

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 90 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • JustCraft HardcorePVP

    JustCraft HardcorePVP

    This is a HardcorePVP survival/factions server this is a very fun server because the staff are realy nice. and we have many dropparty !

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Creation Nation Creative

    Creation Nation Creative

    Creation Nation, the Minecraft server which is out of this world!

    Huge 256 X 256 plots WorldEdit for every player Awesome perks and features, such as DisguiseCraft, absolutely free! Four servers (Creative, Vanilla, SkyWars, SurvivalGames) Low latency and great uptime Welcoming community and community forums

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Kingdom of Oblivion

    Kingdom of Oblivion

    This is a new minecraft 1.5.1 craftbukkit server we just opened the 1 may so it is a very!!! new server but we got it all ready. Now we dont have so many plugins you are welcome to advice new plugins the plugins we got is Factions, Essentials, PermissionsEX, Worldguard, Worldedit, SetrankPEX, dynmap. so join today and have fun in this PvP, Economy and Factions server 😀 we run with almost 6 GB. and it is 24/7 and have space to 110 players

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • BorderlandPvP

    BorderlandPvP

    pvp.borderlandpvp.net

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • minecraft.geek.nz

    minecraft.geek.nz

    Our small New Zealand based server has always been popular with friends and family. We used to run a Bukkit server but from now on we will simply run Minecraft vanilla. If you are a nice person you are welcome to join us.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 140

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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