No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WoodyVille

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

When we built Woodyville we wanted to make things a bit diffrent and more engaging for players. Here At WoodyVille we have many features. Ranks – rank up Economy – Get Rich Pvptoggle – Choose to fight players Locks – lockable chests/doors ect. Protections – Protect your Area Rollbacks – even more protection Shops – Make a Shop…and Get Rich Skills(Mcmmo) – Earn Rewards Custom Mobs and much more.. So Come Visit Thanks, Kithyx and Co. No Grief, No Lag and No Spam!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

The Official Fairy Tail MC Server

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome server based on the Sword Art Online and Fairy Tail Anime Series. Option to be in either world, ofc can play in both. You can fly with /fly on which costs $20 per minute. There are various ranks, jobs and quests, to get a job its /jobs list and /jobs join and can have up to 4 jobs at once. There is 3 magic types, MagicSpells, MagicalSpells and FairyTailCraft. Can earn Leader, Alf, Pixie, SClass, WizardSaint, GuildMaster and CouncilMember. Come join and join in on the fun! There are now secret classes, the Grand Magic Games, more magics, Wizard’s City and great RPG quests

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Fragnet

This is a great survival server with very dedicated staff. With plug-ins like Essential with /sethome and /home so u never lose your house, what’s not to love? Wanna check out what your friend has built? Just do /tpa(name) and teleport right to them! Overall, it is an outstanding server!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

ActionPVP

ActionPVP.com – “The most unique PVP experience possible” – We run a 24/7 automated PVP server cycling every 30 minutes to custom maps! Come join us today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Matecraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Server IP: matecraft.org || Website: http://www.matecraft.org || Discord: https://discord.gg/CW78VBM

Matecraft is a growing Minecraft network that is very heavily focused on the community and gameplay.

The servers are updated regularly and new content and features are added, we offer an immersive experience, with custom features and the following game modes;

· Nexus – Matecraft’s Hub and Arcade server. Hosting a collection of Minigames & 2 of our very own modes; Bombermate & SuperSmashMates

· Elite Survival – The good old fashioned Matecraft Survival server, with a few tweaks. With a heavy focus on Elite Mobs, Elite Survival has tons of unique mobs, loot, events and features.

· Creative – Choose from Plots, MegaPlots, Freebuild, Terrain Plots, Terrain Freebuild & the new, double-tall Nether FreeBuild! Featuring Builder & Designer ranks.

· Aether – A collection of 3 ”Sky” modes. Featuring the popular SkyBlock, SkyGrid & Lucky OneBlock modes!

· Vanilla – A completely Vanilla Minecraft experience. The only change, being able to chat with the rest of the Matecraft community while you play!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ElectronicPvP

Welcome to ElectronicPvP! We are a Faction PVP server with friendly staff and a hell lot of Murder! Joining us will be very appreciated! Feedback and voting will be appreciated also! As well as that, there are donation ranks! Donate to get these ranks!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PowerdByCrystals

PowerdByCrystals is a PVP Faction server. More info the follow.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Production Team Java / Bedrock

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit

Enjoy! Production Team! Java / Bedrock

Server supports PC Java and Windows Edition, PSN, Xbox, Switch, and Mobile! Mostly we’re an 18+ community. We make videos, feature builds and definitely like getting to know players. We’ve got a great community and we’d be glad to have you join us!

Disputes will be moderated via in-world Court. Server Location: U.S. East Owner: Chunk_TV

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PilotCraft

Welcome to a new Minecraft server experince!

Here at PilotCraft we have all types of minigames, like CTF, Spleef, Paintbal, Football, Hunger Games and more!!

We also have a unique Factions, mcMMO experience qith allowed griefing and raiding!

Come join us and learn more at poltcraftmc.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Alien Abductions:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

anklesneeze

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

Economy server with multiworld, ECO. Skygrid, skyblocks, warhub, MCMMO and lots of extras including a custom guild system.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TDE – Timberman.de

Next time…

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CREATIVE PVP

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kryptopia – Jet Packs

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Kryptopia 1.8 Survival Minecraft Server. Latest Updates! Anti-grief protection. MCMMO, Essentials, Market, ChestShop, The Walls 2, Multiverse, Creative world and many more plugin’s installed. Large server capacity. Come join today! Great friendly community!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hoppercraft

Come on Hoppercraft we have factions,car racing, economy and more.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Clasteen

This is a nice server with cheap donator ranks! (15% discount on all ranks, use “Spring” coupon code)

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.