No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

MiMinecraft.com

We were a private community that has just recently went public!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Ingenious Gaming

OUR MISSION: Here at Ingenious Gaming we are working hard to give you the best Minecraft experience possible. With top of the line hardware to give you a lag-free experience. For the past 2 years we have hosted many Garry’s Mod Servers, and are finally ready to take foot into Minecraft hosting.

SERVER IP’S AND LINKS:

Minecraft [PVP/Survival]: ingeniousgaming.org

Mumble Server: ingeniousgaming.mumble.com:3493

Community Website: ingeniousgaming.org

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

UKCraft

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineCarts

MineCarts.nl is an Creative and PvP server We offer different sizes of plots and also some mini games.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CrypticCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hello!

We are a server that has a focus on Survival/PvE. We are open 24/7 and are not whitelisted. Our staff are friendly and skilled and the community we have are awesome! We try to install plugins to make the experience as fun as possible, while still considering whether those plugins will slow the server down.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SVmineFB

====SVmineFB==== Welcome to the Survival & Freebuild server We offer: – Nice atmosphere – Lots of events and other fun – Every 2 weeks you can win various games!!! – Comprehensive and helpful Administration Adres IP: s122.csrv.pl:35186 Status: Online 24/7 Minecraft version: 1.5.2 We cordially invite you, join us!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Enchantments Applied:	77	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Supermine

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

IP: PLAY.SUPERMINE.SE WWW.SUPERMINE.SE WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/MCSUPERMINE – Towny – Build a town or join a town that already exists – Good Admins and Mods – Events – Good plugins to make the server nice and good – No team – Jobs

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Legacy Craft

Welcome to Legacy Craft where your Minecraft adventure begin. This server is a Survival server. This server has Factions, PVP, and Mcmmo. We also have economy with a rank system. We also allow griefing on the server. This server is a 24/7 server with no Lag. This is a new server. There is great Admins that can help you if need so. Let your Adventure begin and become Legendary. JOIN NOW: 198.143.140.75

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft Finite

Factions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Minecraft finite is designed to be a server hub with diffrent options to choose from:

Options: – PVP Style with Factions Survival , – NO POWERLOSS – You keep your base, however chests are accessable by all players. – PVP Arena – Contains: PRO-Style-PVP, CTF, Skyblockwarz , 3 Kit Arena’s, Spleef Arena, Parkour Race PVP, PitFrenzy PVP – Fun Games – Toxic Survival map, Dsweny Parkour, Parkour – Creative Plots

You make money playing and winning games, playtime over all , or selling stuff to the shop in factions.

It sems to be my hobby to build and create new mini-games so this list is always increasing, stop back every now and then to see what is new!!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Citadel

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

KillarCraft

We are having problems with server but we will fix them.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TaylorCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

TaylorCraft is a network of dedicated Minecraft servers; creative, survival, factions and kitPvP. With a fantastic staff team which will aid your travels throughout the servers and assist with any issues you witness occurring. Each of our servers have endless possibilities for things that can be done and have strong, thriving economies and a strong community.

Survival survival.taylorcraft.net

Creative creative.taylorcraft.net

Factions factions.taylorcraft.net

KitPvP pvp.taylorcraft.net

Main IP mc.taylorcraft.net Website www.taylorcraft.net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NewKingdom

Pvp factions Skylands for wilderness Server is almost never down COSTOM AIRSHIPS TO FLY nice administrators Creative world (coming soon) Cool cities Shops RAIDING AND GREIFING IS ALLOWED

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Legends Of Akkuria

Welcome to the Legends of Akkuria!

Over 4k blocks of a custom terraformed, circular map, made by me, for you. We built a map along with everything in it and designed it to be like world of warcraft, or skyrim, or even legend of zelda. There are many RPG aspects put into this, bosses, /mount, /backpack, Rpgitems (wands spells, staffs, swords, armours). This is a no break, no build server, considering we built the entire map. You shouldn’t worry about building, just stay a night in an inn, kill a zombie for money to eat for the night. Live life carefree, after all, you have no place to live.

Have fun!

Plugins installed on server: Mcmmo, EpicBoss, Factions, Essentials, Moneydrop, Rpgitems, Chestshop

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PandaCraft Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PandaCraft is a server network owned and operated by BlackBeltPanda, www.youtube.com/theblackbeltpanda. It currently features a Skyblock server inspired by the mods used in Agrarian Skies and Skyfactory, as well as a Towny server with Jobs, a dedicated Mining world, and a few custom features.

PandaCraft Skyblock features many custom items, most programmed by BlackBeltPanda, such as Automatic machines, Sieves, Compost Bins, Crooks, Pipes, and much, much more. There’s also a custom Nether world that offers much to explore! PandaCraft Towny features the classic Towny plugin, allowing you to claim land, create towns, and wage war against nations. There’s also a dedicated mining world that resets regularly, a player-shop driven economy with the ability to search for items being sold, and much more!

Each server features an easy-to-navigate spawn, “/shop” anywhere menu, voting rewards, a VoteMine that resets at 100 votes, and tons more. More servers are in the works, such as a Prison server, Magic server, and several unique minigames. Stay tuned!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.