No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	403	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

corpmore

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Skyblock.fi

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mines Excavated:	1445
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	4458	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DoctorWhoCraft

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ChocolateMC

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PVPCraft

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

PvPcraft

free TARDIS server

survival server including TARDIS plugin and towny.

Join your fellow time lords in an epic journey across space and time in the wonderful terrain pvpcraft has to offer. Journy across multiple worlds in a way you could previously only imagine.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ZoneCraft – PVP/NOPVP

Server open 24 hours – 0 lag PVP/NOPVP, Plots, Factions, Events and Much More! We will wait for you.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PunchGuts

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Join the Punchguts community for an action packed adventure or to simply show off your creativity. Our popular features include:

— HUNGERGAMES (with a twist) Pick from an abundance of kits to help you fight to survive. To help with this, You’re able to mine/place blocks for added material to help you get your way to the top.

— PVP (Factions) PVP1 is an abandoned city full of loot – if you happen to find it first! PVP2, an older, regular amplified world. Get members to become powerful, and claim land to become rich!

— PVE Explore the two worlds of PVE, regular or amplified world to gather resources and fight monsters. You can also claim chunks of land to protect your stuff!

–CREATIVE Show off your creative side! Amazing builders will be recognized, having the possibility of getting the Builder rank. (200) x (200) Sized plots!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Redstone Oinkcraft

Creative

If you are in Creative one time, and want to play survival the next minute? Well instead of switching your IP to another server, just type /spawn and enter another portal! All worlds use the same chat channels, so you can still talk to friends. We have Creative, Survival, Parkour, In the making of a redstone world and a Pixelart world, anyone has access to the Pixelart world but you need to donate for a plot there. Thanks for your support!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MzCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Server Full PVP 1.5.2 Events, Raffles, Mini Games TnT Run, PaintBall, SkyWars x1 Plugin, Anvils, Diamonds and More

www.mzcraft.net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Itchy Dog

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

If you want to have a good time playing Minecraft with a relaxed and friendly bunch of players, then why not drop by and try us out?

Itchy Dog is a Bungee network with 6 uniquely themed servers (plus Lobby), for you to play on. When you join, you’ll begin on the Lobby server, from there you can take portals to the play servers: Itchy Dog – Survival ChewToy – Creative DogEatDog – PvP with seige DogHouse – RPG, quests and magic Cerberus – Hunger Games that auto resets the world each game Rabid – hostile environment and mobs, PvP and Gods.

There’s a global chat system, so you can hop around the servers to mix up your game while still being able to chat with other players, whatever server they, or you, are on.

We welcome guests, so you can jump right in and start playing, and the NPCs on Lobby will give you start-up info, and can even auto-promote you to full member so you don’t have to wait for a staff response to get access to extra commands. Grief protection is available on each server, along with full logging and active staff to keep your builds safe.

We’re a small, friendly community with plenty of capacity for new players; we welcome all ages but we do expect mature and reasonable behaviour. We have a zero tolerance policy for griefing and anti-social behaviour, so if you’re looking for somewhere to chill and relax, playing Minecraft, then drop in and give Itchy Dog a try.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Majkrafci.pl PvP-Survival

Server Info: ●Server version: 1.5.2● ●IP: mc.majkrafci.pl● ●Website: www.majkrafci.pl● ●Server Style: PVP-RPG-HG-Survival..● ●Server Status: Online● ●Server Record: 862●

Server were made year ago and there are already 862 players online! Server is Multi-Style, you can play Survival, Kit-PvP, Hunger-Games, SkyBlock, TF2-Paintball and even Hardcore! On the server like PvP or Survival you’ll never get bored, because of players. There are many players everyday and you can find many friends or even build up a great team! Server is in Poland Language, but hey no worry, players will always speak back in english in case ;). So what are you waiting for? Get up and join the server now!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OzCraft [FACTIONS]

OzCraft is an upcoming PvP server designed to bring you the latest in gaming experience.

Specs: RAM: 12gb SLOTS: 500 Registered users: 5301

Come on in and make a faction!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftWars- Polish server

This is a brand new server, with freebuild, survival and creative.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3969

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!