Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MEGAMINECRAFT

    MEGAMINECRAFT

    HELLO YOU MINECRAFTER,

    We are currently in the process of creating a mega cool server and are still looking for people who have good ideas, so come by…

    version: 1.6.2 bukkitserver with lots of plugins

    Admins are still being sought who can create and produce products!!!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Herocraft Minecraft RPG

    Herocraft Minecraft RPG
    Herocraft Minecraft RPG

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CloudCraft SMP

    CloudCraft SMP

    CloudCraft is an ongoing server of three years and counting anyone can enjoy. Its for people looking to just have fun, its for pvpers (we have pvp worlds) and even roleplayers can have fun here. We use many different mods to enhance this fun such as bridges, elevators, minecart booster, flying, bridges, teleport to block, Magic carpets, Protected land and chests and much more.

    We also have a well setup userbase with respectable and friendly people in positions of power that will ensure your stay at CloudCraft SMP!

    Don’t grief mmk?

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • IONCRAFT

    IONCRAFT

    Server IP: play.ioncraft.org Server Status: ONLINE Minecraft Version: 1.6.2

    Since early 2011, Ioncraft has strived to provide you the friendliest and funnest experience you’ve ever had on a Minecraft server! We offer a wide variety of fun worlds to explore and enjoy, including:

    ♦ Creative Plotworld (Massive Plots!) ♦ Pure-Survival “Faction” World (where griefing, raiding, and stealing is allowed!) ♦ No-PvP Survival World (where grief is not allowed and donors can use exclusive commands like creative mode and WorldEdit!) ♦ New! Skyblock Survival World ♦ Paintball ♦ Spleef ♦ Infection ♦ Flatgrass Freebuild World (donor-exclusive) ♦ and so much more!

    Our server has no whitelist and is online 24/7! Our amazing staff and players will help you get started right away! Simply log on using our IP address (play.ioncraft.org) and experience the amazing server that is Ioncraft!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Empire of the Bear

    Empire of the Bear

    A fun and friendly community looking to expand its’ playerbase. Features survival and creative worlds along with a broad selection of mini-games to suit any skill level.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BogRelams

    BogRelams

    We have fun and have Survival, Creative, HG, and Spleef. Please feel free to donate!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Love Letters Sent: 18
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Epic Minecraft

    Epic Minecraft

    SERVER IP: epic-mc.com , Always Up To Date, 300+ Slots, 5 Epic Worlds, PvP, PvE, No-Grief, Very Easy Home Protection, Multiple Hunger Games Worlds, Player Shops, Huge Building Areas Lots, PVE PVP Arenas, Survival, Friendly Community, Towns, 24/7, 100 Online, Dedicated Server

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Creative/WorldEdit Lirop.de

    Creative/WorldEdit  Lirop.de

    Build your dreams on 55*55 large plots and if you want, you can have other Minecraft players like them.

    This way you can demonstrate your skills as a Minecraft player.

    Lirop offers you the ultimate creative fun!!!

    You can also pass on your building ideas to other Minecraft players and collect some from others yourself!

    The Lirop.de team wishes you a lot of fun

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Sotaz Minecraft Community

    Sotaz Minecraft Community

    A total grief / destruction / anarchy server. Basically, outside of spawn, ANYTHING goes.

    Come join and partake in this grief!

    Meet the Staff!

    Owners: Socomtoaster and Azdz111

    Admin: Rex_is_goof1

    See ya on the server!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 21
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • TheUniversCraft

    TheUniversCraft

    Servers :

    – PvP / Factions – HG – SkyBlock – ResidentEvil (GUN) -MineGun – FreeBuild

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Swisscraft

    Swisscraft

    Swisscraft is one of the oldest and longest running SMP servers! It’s also 24/7!

    Server Owner: Vittek

    The servers main plugins are: McMMO: Level up different skills and abilities! Towny: Create and manage your own town! Logblock: Complete protection from any sort of grief! MyPet: Have your own persistent pet that levels up with you! Runecraft: Build and use the power of runes! iConomy/Chestshop: A player run economy, build your own shop and sell your items to other players while offline. LWC: Complete protection for your chests, 100% safe! Craftbook: Elevators, bridges and so much more! Dynmap: Always see your creations on a real time map (See The map here)

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Farms Harvested: 440 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • mundo-minecraft

    mundo-minecraft

    Minecraft server in Spanish, it has multiple plugins from different worlds and a staff that will answer all your questions and help you. The server is constantly updated, it has been online for more than two years. We have an official server oriented towards construction/survival without leaving aside pvp with various games.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • WinkGamer – PVP & Surviva

    WinkGamer – PVP & Surviva

    FULLPVP server that is still being created, many attractions, no lag, with a survival mine to collect resources, you can also use the artificial mine.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Simkraf Adult Survival Creative Server

    Simkraf Adult Survival Creative Server

    Adult Minecraft Server * BIG WORLD MAP * Grief FREE & Mature Grownup SMP Non-PVP Survival, Creative & PVP Pirates Anti Grief Plugins : WorldGuard and CoreProtect !

    You are Welcome to join my Simkraf Minecraft Server * Please read Rules @ Simkraf.com * Adult Survival World with Creative for VIP’s ! Craft and build in the Safe Regions & PVP in Pirate Bay UK ! Happy Minecrafting ~ Simkraf =^.^=

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Skyreach

    Skyreach

    We currently run Infinity,Daybreaker,Direwolf,Trident,Regrowth,Cloud9.TCR,Vanilla1.8.x,Vanilla Creative 1.7.10

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Towns Built: 10
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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