Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
Villages Defended: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Solaris Server

    Solaris Server

    Solaris is currently only a faction survival server that has just opened recently. It can host 90 players at any time and will soon have a creative area and a couple games and more survival games outside of Factions. If this interests you- feel free to check us out!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • AylmerCraft

    AylmerCraft

    We have Hunger-Games, CTF, Parkour, creative world, survival world and much more!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Roly’s Minecraft Server

    Roly’s Minecraft Server

    This minecraft server is a survival server with an economy! If you like to play with a great minecraft community and make great friends then this is the server for you. The server is owned by Rolyd90 and all of the donations go into server upgrades. This server is ranked 2nd in all of Australia! There is also a separate world for you hardcore loving players which includes PVP and griefing. So come on and check it out, we hope to see you soon 😀 WARNING NAOMITIM ISNT THE OWNER OF THIS SERVER IM JUST HEERE TO HELP ADVERTISE SO WE GET MORE PEOPLE ON THE BEST SERVER EVER!!!!!!!!!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Uberminecraft.com

    Uberminecraft.com

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    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Ghost Realms Network

    Ghost Realms Network

    The Ghost Realms network has a fully dedicated staff team, premium hardware, and lots of fun servers.

    Why you should join? – Dedicated & Helpful Staff – Fun servers and Gamemodes – Issues get fixed promptly’ – Custom Plugins

    We currently run 4 servers: Our Towny world, which has Towny, economy, full mcMMO and more! Our Creative Build server, which runs a Plot based themed build creative server Our Games server which is a hive of minigames. Our Prison server with 5 prison ranks, Drugs, and lots of fun!

    Join us today! mc.ghostrealms.net

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1462
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Medieval Castle Play

    Medieval Castle Play

    Welcome to Medieval Castle Play. We are a German-speaking Minecraft Bukkit server that is based on the concept of role-playing and free building. We attach great importance to playing together and value our members very much. When building, the only thing to keep in mind is that the buildings should fit into our medieval style. Some facts about our server: – Free building allowed and encouraged – Great emphasis on medieval role-playing games – Market – Jobs – Secured building areas 15*25 blocks per residential party – Friendly and caring admin team – Teamspeak 3 available – mom. 20+ Slots – Money Plugin – Server always up to date -Server is always online 24/7 – and much more ….

    We would be very happy about a visit from you =)

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 25 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • GleecraftMC

    GleecraftMC

    We host minecraft servers for people that need one with everything!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Project Saga

    Project Saga

    Multiverse. Survival and Pro worlds. Running many fun plugins such as McMMO, Mob Bounty, Chest Mail, Dynmap, Found Diamonds. Great community and friendly staff.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Nations At War

    Nations At War

    Nations At War is a completely custom PvP Minecraft server. Featurng custom items & abilities, player economy and a town capture system.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • mcfreeworld

    mcfreeworld

    Play.mcfreeworld.com is the greatest server to go in there are lots of plugins and tons of things to do we have creative/freebuild/factions/towny its filled with a lot of stuff to do i have been on this server for about 7 months i enjoy it so much its the best server i have been to give it a try go to this server trust me you wont regret going to it. But remember to read the rules and follow them you can get jail time for breaking it but just cause you get a punishment and can still play after jailtime does not mean you should abuse the rules cause you get chances. Well this server is the best try it and the staff are great and very nice! You wont regret it. PS we also have xp farms aka Mob grinders check them out 🙂 And if it says that im the owner im not the owner is mtapalla Aka Marc

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ArdentCraft

    ArdentCraft

    Want to have fun on a simple survival server? Come on over to ardentcraft new members are always welcome and treated with respect. Of course though there is no griefing.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Frostcast

    Frostcast

    Frostcast

    Ran by the community for the community

    Frostcast takes its roots from our survival server, back in Minecraft 1.2.5.

    3 years on, it’s a huge community of players from all over the world!

    Join our forums, make friends, create together!

    Be a part of something.

    www.frostcast.net

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • EmeraldCraft Free Fly

    EmeraldCraft Free Fly

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    Welcome to Emeraldcraft! We are a Survival, PvP Build server with much to explore. We use plugins like Chestshop, Griefprevention, and Essentials to create a PvP expiernce without the worrying of losing your items. Join today for minigames like Hunger Games, SuperCraftBros, and Bow Spleef!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • SquidRealms

    SquidRealms

    SquidRealms – A fun place to meet new friends and play minecraft. We have a number of worlds, Survival, Factions, Creative, PlotMe, SurvivalGames and a custom Skyblock!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 73

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NiaCraft.Eu

    NiaCraft.Eu

    On the server, we offer many services to zabave.PVP Arena, events that we organize admini.A More

    Here you can find great admin-team who has experience to help :-).

    We also have parkour, something for payment and great benefits here: Vip, EVIPO, but also unban.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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