Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
Potions Brewed: 92 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Zero

    Zero

    Zero is a parkour, mazes and puzzles server, there are over 150 levels and a hardcore system which includes 11 levels.

    Server Hardware: Dedicated server / Hexacore / 24 GB DDR3 / 2x 120GB SSD / Gigabit connection

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CreeperForge

    CreeperForge

    Welcome to CreeperForge!

    Server Information: ​Dedicated 24/7 Survival/PVP; Normal difficulty Essentials TPA/Warps; personal warps available by donating Set homes; 2 for Members Grief Protection

    ​Rules: No chat spamming No hacked clients No X-Ray; No harassing staff members No harassing other players No griefing or stealing No asking for ranks No asking for items to be spawned

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • AntiCraftMc

    AntiCraftMc

    AntiCraft is a small survival server with a very nice community

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 868669 Evil Twin Fights: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Valkirias

    Valkirias

    We bring you this server so that you can enjoy it in the company of your friends and Minecraft people, who like to build and enjoy a large, united and social community.

    A Valkyrian server where everything has a vk reason.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Magic Items Found: 5668
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Loot Network

    Loot Network

    CREATIVE | CAFE SIMULATOR™ | SKYBLOCK | DAYZ SG

    + Friendly players + 24/7 uptime + No lag

    Website: www.loot.network IP: play.loot.network Support: https://www.loot.network/support-tickets/open

    We hope you enjoy your stay here at loot network.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 25

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Skyblock

    Skyblock

    ⥋ Updated to 1.6.2 ⥊ No whitelist, play as soon as you join! ⥋ 300 Slots! ⥋ Create your own island and invite friends! ⥊ 24/7 with daily backups. ⥋ Custom plugins, frequently optimized to ensure very little to no latency. ⥊ We have our own teamspeak server for better comunication. – ts.skyblock.pl ⥋ Nether is enabled everyday 17:00 – 19:00 (GMT) ⥊ Events every 30 minutes ⥋ Here are some screenshots: http://scr.hu/12gb/6y14f http://scr.hu/12gb/k1khe http://scr.hu/12gb/fq76s http://scr.hu/12gb/dwand http://scr.hu/12gb/p1bgu

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 364
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftRealms

    CraftRealms

    SITE: CraftRealms.com IP: mc.CraftRealms.com

    Hello,

    Welcome to CraftRealms. We have hit an amazing 50,000 NEW Users in 3 months! We are a fast growing community that welcomes new people at the best of its ability!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 249 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Backwards Speech Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • UnknownCraft

    UnknownCraft

    Unknowncraft is based on my experience as a normal Minecraft player, looking at the flaws in servers that I have played on. I have experience running servers, administrating a few and moderating quite a few. I hope to provide the best experience for like-minded Minecraft players.

    Main Plugins we use:TARDIS CommandBook iConomy ChestShop

    Come check out our discord here: https://discord.gg/brd9xKqyy9 We highly suggest discord server to stay up to date on whats happening with the server. This is non-compulsory, but we do tend to have a lot of fun!

    This server is based on my experience as a Minecraft player, and what I want in a good, high-quality server. I hope everyone that joins comes to be part of the community and has lots of fun!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1426 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Divine Spears Created: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Mc-Designbox

    Mc-Designbox

    MC-Designbox An “architecture” server for building houses and interior design.

    Our server is characterized by unique construction methods in all possible styles. extremely beautiful, highly complex buildings and interiors to inspire Minecraft players.

    As a guest, you can fly around the world in peace and quiet, chat as normal and get inspiration.

    As a member, you can build on a maximum of 3 properties in a specially created world. If we like your buildings (at least 2/3), you even have a chance of being accepted as a builder.

    As a builder you can build in the world, in areas secured by us.

    There are currently no other ranks or are not available to the “public”. Come along and be amazed at what is possible in Minecraft!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Superizee

    Superizee

    SuperizeeMC is a Faction/PvP server. We have shops, auctions and user kits. Work your way through the ranks. Survive, build, and craft your way to success, or simply donate. Join Superizee.com now!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Amish Paradise

    Amish Paradise

    Hardcore Deathban PvP Survival. Our Deathban is 7 days. We offer a fun but fair vanilla PvP environment, Parkor arena, Spleef arena, Jousting arena, and much more! One of the web’s oldest Hardcore servers. ( Since October 2011! )

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BeastsmC Survival

    BeastsmC Survival

    BeastsMC Survival is a thriving, well-established Minecraft server that places an emphasis on quality builds. We pride ourselves in having a very close, welcoming community so new players can jump right into the fun. We use Towny, but making a town is a difficult task. This encourages players to group up and build towns together. We do not tolerate any griefing, so your creations are always safe. Our staff is dedicated to your well-being.

    BeastsMC Survival is for players who want an awesome community to live in. Whether you’re looking to play with a few friends or lead a huge community, BeastsMC Survival is for you.

    Connect today and join the community!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 22 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Mineconomy

    Mineconomy

    MineConomy is a different sort of Role Playing Game. We don’t add different races that focus on fighting and magic, we instead integrate specific aspects of normal Minecraft game play into a hardcore economy based survival role play experience.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Anolia PVP/PVE & Arcade

    Anolia PVP/PVE & Arcade

    Anolia is an survival server that supports, PVP, PVE, and Factions with up to 30 players online. It may support economy in the future. Each new player starts with a kit to help them survive in this dangerous open world. The mobs are 10x stronger than normal.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • WickedCraft

    WickedCraft

    WickedCraft is a hub server with MULTIPLE GAME MODES, Mini Games, a very dedicated owner, and friendly staff. Currently we have several servers linked together with our hub. Wicked Main – SMP, Towny, Mcmmo, LWC, Player run economy Large Player run Mall, Large PVP Arena Wicked Creative – Grief free Plot Based Creative map Wicked Legit – Donator Perk Free SMP with minimal plugins, Mcmmo and LWC Wicked SkyBlock – SkyBlock at its best, You will also find Sky Wars on this map DvZ – Dwarves vs Zombies! Custom game setup with tons of unique features! We are in the process of setting up maps for: Wicked FPG – Factions PVP Griefing Wicked Hunger Games – The most fun Hunger Games maps you will find any where Sky Wars! -Plugin has been customized to make game play more balanced and fun! Tons of different maps to battle on! New and improved maps added daily. Plugin customized by the server owner to make game play more fun and balanced. What sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is that I focus more on game play and quality fun rather then profits. Most other server owners put the money from rank purchases back into their own pockets and invest as little as possible back into the server. WickedCraft is different, I take the money from rank purchases and buy the best servers and equipment we can afford. The result is LAG FREE servers with minimal down time and a more enjoyable experience for everyone. My only goal is to make sure that you have the best experience in all of minecraft. Unlike other server owners, I am always online playing legitly and interacting with all the players on a daily routine. This allows me to find faults / issues and fix them before anyone notices them. Another thing that sets WickedCraft apart from other servers is the plugins. I have been through multiple years of schooling to learn how to program Java properly. I love computers and programming, as a result I am always modifying and customizing the plugins, not only to reduce lag, but also to add new features and unique fun. Factions PVP Grief server now open!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 82 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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