Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Animals Bred: 133 Reality Warps Survived: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • KingdomCraft Factions

    KingdomCraft Factions

    We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Potions Brewed: 98

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Dark Vector

    Dark Vector

    this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Emeralds Found: 7127
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Medieval Lords

    Medieval Lords

    Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • TheArchon

    TheArchon

    Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

    The Archon’s Features:

    Custom Enchantments mcMMO OP Factions YouTubers Intense PvP & Raiding

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Ethicraft

    Ethicraft
    Ethicraft

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Magic Items Found: 2753

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • KalmarCraft

    KalmarCraft

    KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

    We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 1253
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • HazardPVP Factions

    HazardPVP Factions

    Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

    1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

    2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

    3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

    4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TheMineverse

    TheMineverse

    Looking for a friendly and active server network? Come join the amazing community at TheMineverse! We provide a dedicated, high quality minecraft gaming experience. We provide the following servers:

    SuperHeroes! Space Factions!

    Come and check us out to see what a great experience themineverse can be for you! Hub: play.themineverse.com Discord: https://discord.gg/CpSbtE8

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • PokePower

    PokePower

    Welcome to the world of Pixelmon. Are you a fan of Mincraft and even a bigger fan of Pokemon? Well this server might be what you’re looking for. Our server provides a friendly, family like environment for our players. We serve YOU and are constantly looking for suggestions to make our server more enjoyable. We work hard as a group to keep this server running and hope you all enjoy your stay. Welcome to PokePower!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Murica

    Murica

    Murica!!!!! Home of The Brave!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Action Allstars Network

    Action Allstars Network

    Server IP: mc.aasmc.net This server is also UP TO DATE on it’s Versions. Owners: Arshak13

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Nydus Network

    Nydus Network

    Nydus Network ————————————————————————————————- Nydus Network is a Survival, Creative and Skyblock server! ————————————————————————————————- Basic Server Rules: 1: Have Fun 2: No Hacking/Exploiting/X-ray/Cheating 3: Respect everyone. 5: Play Fair 6: No Abusing Moderator/Admin power 7: NO Advertising other servers! ————————————————————————————————- Have Fun and Good Luck!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • DusDavidGames

    DusDavidGames

    De DDG server .

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 New Chunks Explored: 571695

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Wildcat Survival

    Wildcat Survival

    Professional Staff Amazing Builds Simple Fun Expertly Configured Lag-free Ranks 24/7 Uptime

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SkyyLands

    SkyyLands

    Sky Islands! Pvp Raid Factions Arena Parkour Multi World

    Newer server, going to be great! Member opinions greatly appreciated. Come in and check us out! We have a few staff positions open!!

    Factions! PVP! Raids!!! Join now!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Crops Grown: 1122
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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