Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Gods Slained: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • kazzolina

    kazzolina

    “AWESOME DUDE THERE IS PVP”

    -snoopy

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PaxArtfex

    PaxArtfex

    Are you ready to build your dream? Are you tired of servers where your creations are griefed, where your materials are stolen, where rudeness is the norm? Come build with us! PaxArtifex is the realization of a real life couple’s vision. Come build your dream and grow with us!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • mc.NWPS.fi PvP Survival

    mc.NWPS.fi PvP Survival

    Server meant for casual gaming only. GriefPrevention and Dynmap are the only plugin in use.

    TeamSpeak: ts.nwps.fi:9987 Map: https://map.nwps.fi

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Skyblock-France

    Skyblock-France

    French server entirely dedicated to Skyblock! Almost the entire game in French, more than 50 challenges, exchanges, shops, auctions… Serious, competent and attentive staff.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftingNation

    CraftingNation
    CraftingNation

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Wyrmholes Dug: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MinePT Network

    MinePT Network

    Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community made up mostly of Portuguese and Brazilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Briefly

    Come play with us now!!

    Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community, mostly composed by portuguese and brasilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Soon

    Come play with us!!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • TheDarkAge

    TheDarkAge

    WAR… Team vs Team PVP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist No need to sign up, just log in and fight instantly!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BAAACraft

    BAAACraft

    BaaaCraft is a friendly, mature, survival community started by 3 adult friends in Sept 2013. We’re a laid back and fun server with a balanced economy, auctions and several options to keep you from getting bored, including community projects and monthly contests. We offer rewards for voting, a dynmap to help you find your way around, and mcmmo for those who like each action to have a purpose, we also have Weddings! We have grief prevention to protect your creations, and jobs you can take to earn some karma to spend at the market or admin shop. Players of a certain rank can join our Resonant Rise server for a change of pace. We also have a very mature and helpful staff team, all 16 or older, and no paid ranks!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7408 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Mine51

    Mine51

    Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

    We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

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    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Dextopia Network

    Dextopia Network

    Dextopia is a network ran by a group of professional and experienced minecraft players. We listen to community input and suggestions and thrive to make a friendly environment for the community.

    We currently have 3 servers: Vanilla, SkyBlock, and custom modded server called DexTek. Our servers are linked together and have a global chat so you can always chat with a friends no matter what server they are on.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • NorthPVP

    NorthPVP

    NorthPVP Needs STAFF!!!!!!!!!!! you could get it today. Join and you might get it. We are op but not over op so hurry and join.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Towns Built: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • ArtieriamCraft

    ArtieriamCraft

    Bored? Looking for something new?

    Join ArtieriamCraft!

    Why should I join? – Very nice and helpful staff! – It’s based off the Hunger Games books. – Lagless and 24/7 – A new server! – Many plugins such as skyblock and McMMO – HUNGER GAMES! – PvP and raiding! – Factions.

    What is ArtieriamCraft? A server that is never before seen. You may have seen lots of Hunger Game servers, but have you ever seen a server based off the book? Experience life as a miner, fisher, farmer living in the 13 districts!

    As Effie says, “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” Join our server or we’ll make you an avox!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • VastPvP 2.0

    VastPvP 2.0

    Factions and OP Kit PvP!

    VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

    VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

    Join Now!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Lockcraft ONLINE

    Lockcraft ONLINE

    Lockcraft      ONLINE DER ALL IN ONE SERVER

    -Plots -Spleef -Mobarena -Shops (also admin shop) -PvP And much more…..

    IP: lockcraft.minecraft.to

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • mcorigins

    mcorigins

    Server with multiple gamemodes such as creative, parkour, skyblock, faction,, pvpkits.

    Join now 😀

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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