No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Comunidade Minecraft Portugal

Minecraft Portugal Community

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CursedMC

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Raiding

Server Just Launched/Reset!!!

CursedMC is a unique Factions & PvP network offering an amazing PvP experience. Our server is unlike most faction networks, and offers lots of features that are not found on most servers such as:

– Large 100+ Player Community – Factions, tons of Raiding and Intense PvP – Custom Faction Commands – Amazing KOTHs – Rare Custom Enchants – Great Cannoning – Amazing Hit Detection – Fair Donor Ranks – Balanced MCMMO Skills

We also have a very knowledgeable staff team that are dedicated to guide you around our server, and guarantee a fun, anti-hacking, PvP + Factions experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a one in a million experience!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2183	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Zedwork Vanilla

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Zedwork’s Community-run Vanilla Minecraft server; always updated to the latest version of Mojang’s vanilla Minecraft.

Founded by __Laurens__, now run by the Zriends, the Market provides a place to trade with other players. Shop plots are available on request, and all shops are protected from block-breaking.

Originally founded by luckyscharms323, now run by SneakySkeleton and the Zriends, the Nether Hub provides fast travel all across the world. Anyone may connect to the hub, though access from spawn is restricted to Zedlings (members) only. (Must play 15 hours on the server to gain Zedling status.)

Maintained by the community, this public farm is located near spawn and provides both new and regular players with food. Just remember to replant! 😉

The Council is a collection of Zedlings whom meet bi-weekly to organise community projects and events, whilst also highlighting any issues players have so they can be resolved. Meetings are open for all to attend, check out our forums for more details of the next meeting.

Be sure to read the rules before heading out.

Please join and HAVE FUN! ^_^

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Horsecraftnl

Horsecraft is a super fun Dutch Minecraft server!!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Toro League

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7678

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BuildingParadise

Why should you go to BuildingParadise? Server checklist: Net Admins? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Big city and lots of land to live in? _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Shop? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ ME People who are constantly insulting? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Freebuild/PvP? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ JA Pay To Win situations? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Farmworld? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ AND Lots of commands for standard users? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Ranks? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ☑ YES Pure rip-off? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ✘ No Jobs? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _☑ AND

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

AmishSMP

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Liberty Survival

Vanilla

1.7.10 Vanilla Hard Mode

Follow @LibertySurvival on Twitter

News and other Info at www.liberty-survival.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BioBroodGaming

A growing server that has a one world devoted to the hard life of Factions PVP, And another just for competitions, Including HungerGames and Spleef.

The Faction world has been changed to try and make minecraft combat more balanced. We have removed most buffs that make fighting impossible, such sharpness, enchanted golden apples, and other such strong enchants. Raiding is another thing that has been changed. While raiding is acceptable. Griefing is not. This means that yes you are allowed to break into their base, kill them, and take their goods. What you are not allowed to do is take down their base block by block, kill animals, or farms.

The Comp world is as listed before for competitions. This includes Several home made maps of HG, Spleef for ages, and Races to test that speed demon inside of you.

Every world on this server is watched. Hacking is not allowed on any level. If you hack we will find you.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Animals Bred:	90
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Aethier

Aethier is a medieval Minecraft roleplaying server. Our theme follows the journey of the serfs to the kings. We focus our characters to survive and grow with their own personalities and stories, while defending ourselves against the wicked… or the kind. Multiple gods have created our realm. Some choose to be welcoming, hopeful… some choose to harm the poor and be mischievous. Whether you decide to study magic, grow your muscles’ strengths, or simply live the common life, you see to your own character’s journey.

Aethier is not only a ‘realm’ of roleplaying. It’s a community, too. We try our best to be friends with all members and not hold personal opinions and emotions when it comes to following the rules. We heartedly follow a ‘bully-free’ community, where rudeness and abusive behaviour is not tolerated. We attempt to hold no grudges with warnings, temp-bans, and permanent bans, and occasionally, we might apologize for being ‘harsh’. Maturity is key in our community. We welcome all ages, but our recommended applying age is thirteen years old.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Buxville

Buxville – The #1 Minecraft economy server

Buxville is one of the longest running, player-based minecraft economy servers out there. And we’re still going strong! Our unique role system enables players of all skills to have fun together! There are a total of 17 roles, and you start with enough money to choose your first role. After that its up to you to find interesting ways to earn money, or just go with the flow.

There are a lot of fun things you can do. Here are a couple ideas: • Do quests that are randomly announced to earn money • Dig for Diamonds in the ether, a world that regularly resets to keep it fresh • Test your battling skills in one of the 4 different Mob Arenas • Start and develop a town, or join one and make it rise above all others • Go treasure hunting in the nether, but beware, pvp is enabled in the nether • And much more to choose from!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PrisonRC

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BmailPvP

Come join BmailPvP! | InstaSoup | Teams| Respect from staff | Tracking | Go |And you can go raid bases without claiming! So build your base far away! | Come join us! 198.24.162.90:30341 Our staff is filled, still need more moderators, We do have moderator apps, in-game. So do not message me anything on PMC about staff. We have Admins and co-owner. ALSO TO YOUTUBERS: If you have more than 2-5 videos on my server, atleast 50-100 subscribers, Then you qualify for [YouTube] rank! Also with that, you are able to drop books to advertise your youtube! And if you get 5 people online, and say you invited them, you get the [Sponsor] Rank! Rules: No hacking, No racism, Cursing to a limit.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8421

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Neuland Server

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Terra Australis Australian Server

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Terra Australis We offer three different worlds, each offering different styles of gameplay; Survival – Classic minecraft; build with other players, mob spawning and access to the nether and the end. – Optional region and PvP protection. Lock doors, chests, dispensers etc. – Access to shops and creation of player stores and towns. – PVP/CTF arenas, Minigames Wilderness – Griefing, raiding and PVP enabled 24/7. – Limited command access and delayed teleports between other worlds. – Access to local shops and global bank to transfer loot to survival world. RPG – Detailed quests. Skills. Separate inventory. – Co-operative mode. – Form parties with other players and NPC familiars and hirelings to complete raids/quests.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.