Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Los Juegos del Hambre Oficiales (ESP)

    Los Juegos del Hambre Oficiales (ESP)

    The Hunger Games

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Waffles Gaming

    Waffles Gaming

    Welcome everyone, Today is the day we open up our Pixelmon server that was under development thanks to the developers and all the hard working staff who put effort on making this possible, so today come and enjoy the Pixelmon Launch Please join our TS3 Server at WG.TS3DNS.COM. Remember, if you have any question or concern, visit us on teamspeak 3 as well as if you want instructions on how to install/Play. Enjoy your day!!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PilzBros

    PilzBros
    PilzBros

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Middlemonsters MoonQuest

    Middlemonsters MoonQuest

    This is a friendly but still competitive race to Space using the same modpack as the Yogscast.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 46 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • jazziebots

    jazziebots

    factions server in progress

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • FrangaCraft SLO/EN

    FrangaCraft SLO/EN

    Cool Minecraft server with lots of game types and minigames like Faction PvP, Creative plots, EnderGames, parkour, Hunger Games and a lot more to come!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Towns Built: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • 8 Bit Minecraft

    8 Bit Minecraft

    The people at 8-Bit Minecraft are looking for new people to join their vanilla server. The server is ran by Graffmaster and has been up for around a year. Everything we do is completely vanilla. If you would like to join it is simple. Just fill out the form below and send it to [email protected]. The form lets us know what type of person you are and if you will fit in nicely. When you apply please make sure you put down and a skype name and make sure you are over 14 years old. In Game Name: Skype Name: Age: Why would you like to join 8-Bit Minecraft?: What was the last server you played on?: When did you get minecraft?: How many times a week do you play Minecraft?: Would you ever be interested in donating to better the server?:

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Hollandcraft

    Hollandcraft

    Build an imposing palace or keep a simple farm? Why choose? Be a Redstone engineer or dominate the Skyblock rankings? Why choose? Hollandcraft has more than enough to offer to satisfy all your Minecraft needs! With an active community, high-quality servers and active staff, we guarantee the best playing experience!

    We offer our players: – Creative – Survival – Skyblock – Factions (Soon)

    Join now at play.hollandcraft.com

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • TheParkMC

    TheParkMC

    Home of UHC Games! Love UHC? Love Survival games? Then this server is perfect for you! Come and try it out now. You won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8399 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1147 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PPMC – NEW

    PPMC – NEW

    PPMC is an advanced custom Pixelmon 5.1.2 Team based survival experience. Featuring, Shiny starters, integrated teams feature, claiming, weekly official tournaments, friendly staff, voting rewards.

    Pixelmon teams feature a leader, a co-leader, and an ace.You can rank up by completely tasks in game such as leveling up your mining skills, catching certain Pokemon, or even defeating players from other teams.

    Team Magma members use fire, ground, rock, and steel types. Team Aqua has bug, grass, ice, and of course, water. Team Galactic has dark, ghost, dragon, and poison. Team Rocket has normal, electric, flying, and psychic

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Tragic Survival

    Tragic Survival

    Tragic Survival is a 100%, 24/7 survival server with NO PVP! We have Factions (grief proofing only), McMMO, Essentials and MUCH more! We have been running Tragic Survival for 3 years now, with our entire staff being 21+ years old, very mature and highly experienced. Visit our server at tragicsurvival.servegame.com or www.tragicsurvival.com for more info!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Mines Excavated: 4413
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • AlienCraft

    AlienCraft

    Faction, Survival, PVP, Mob Arena, Paintball, Skyblock, Mcmmo ..Some fun plugins such as using a pumpkin as scuba device and choptree

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Void Armor Forged: 16

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BuildCraftia

    BuildCraftia

    If you are looking for an excellent creative server, BuildCraftia is the one you are looking for. We offer the best tools for building and according to our players, we have the best surroundings for an enjoyable gameplay with our friend players and active staff members!

    Join us today at bcsn.us

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Star Shards Collected: 66

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • KingdomsCity

    KingdomsCity

    Kingdomscity is a Survival based server which allows every player to join which wants to. If you like playing alone that fine but if you enjoy playing with lots of people go ahead and join in on our Teamspeak server – kingdomscity.enjinvoice.com

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Emerald Gaming

    Emerald Gaming

    This is just a temporary post it will be updated and refined later

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 469 Potions Brewed: 149

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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