No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KingdomsCity

Kingdomscity is a Survival based server which allows every player to join which wants to. If you like playing alone that fine but if you enjoy playing with lots of people go ahead and join in on our Teamspeak server – kingdomscity.enjinvoice.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Emerald Gaming

This is just a temporary post it will be updated and refined later

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MCAmusement With Disney World

Roleplay

This server we are building theme parks in minecraft. So far we have done Magic Kingdom Disney World!

Everything is 1:1 scale with real life!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

FTB LiteCraft FTB Lite Server

Welcome to FTB LiteCraft, Here you can play Feed the Beast Lite with your friends. We offer you: – land plots – Farm – Plenty of slots – 16 GB Ram – No Laggs – Rang System – Quick Shops – Homepage Rank Shop – Have fun IP: FTB-LiteCraft.de (37.157.251.55)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	2353

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Club Obsidian

Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Club Obsidian PRISON 0.1.0 – HIGHSCORE PAYOUTS – Free Private Mines – AFK Sell – 60+ Custom Enchants – 500+ Quests – 1,000 Upgradables – So much more

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2911	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

mc.RATIO.lv

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars

Hello everyone

The ratio.lv minecraft server is back online! We have opened a factions server to start off, and we are planning to expand into a bigger network 🙂 Currently the factions server is open, and anyone is welcome to start playing since the essential layout is there. We are using minecraft version 1.8.8.

Remember to vote in order to get rewards!

Good luck, have fun!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Animals Bred:	164
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

difinitycraft

Survival

Hello everyone and Welcome to the DifinityCraft Community we offere a great playing experience for all our players we have -Survival Anti Grief -Pvp Factions Raid -Minigames -Skyblock -Survival Games -Parkour -Spleef And more. Every server is different and all of our dedicated staff members will make your time on DifinityCraft Worth wild. Join now and find out what your missing!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

FalconCraft PVP

Hello and Welcome!

This is a new Faction PvP server. We Have many plugins. Open 24/7. Many ranks. Drop Parties every Friday, or even every day if we reach a sertain ammount of votes. Friendly / Good / Mature Profesional Admins! Daily Kits!

Join the server today! We are waiting on you, belive me! 😉

185.16.84.27:25665

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3220	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	174

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Viburnum

Survival, Vanilla

Viburnum Pure survival.No goofy spawn.No silly contests. Survive! Teleport / Claim and protect your land and property. Paper server in Survival mode. WorldGuard / WorldEdit / Essentials commands to get your mining going right away. Come check it out if you are into playing the game the way it was designed! Enjoy!!!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NightPvp

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Emeralds Found:	4105
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

mucosmos.nl Kookskolen

This server has blocks. You can pick up those blocks and move them somewhere else. It’s just like playing Lego, only now with stuff like Factions, mcMMO, MobArena, PvP, Spleef, etc.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CrimsonMC

CrimsonMC gives you a rush every time you play. Whether its on survival or another server. You will never get bored. We have friendly staff who are ready to help you when you are in need. They make you feel comfortable in your situation. Hope you enjoy the server best thoughts, QuinMillWinMill

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Proyecto40

Project40

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EnderCraftMC

A semi-vanilla Survival server that is made for people to play and be an awesome community. No insane donator kits, just people getting together to play Minecraft the way it was meant to be played

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MyCraft PvP

MyCraft PvP is a full-time survival server that introduces a new concept to the Minecraft server scene: karma. Help out your fellow players and they can thank you with a like. Make them angry, and they’ll retaliate with dislikes. The more karma you have, the more you influence the server.

Server specs: Intel Xeon E3-1245v2, 32 GB RAM, 2x 120GB SSDs in RAID 1 Daily automated backups to Amazon S3 99% uptime since 2011

Commands: /vote kick — initiate a new vote to kick the target player. /vote [player] — agree or disagree with a vote. If there is more than one active vote, specify the player as well. /info — display stats about a player. /like — commend a player for their thoughtful actions! /dislike — call out a player for doing something you didn’t like.

Read more at: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/2139835-

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.