No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	8109
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Craftfirst

We are a German CRACKED Featurers RPG server with the following:

– classes – Abilities (spells) – mana system – New Life System – New regeneration system – Quests – Title – Admin Shops – bosses – Own items – New enchantment system – Town and Villages – User shops

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hexicraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Hexicraft: Survival, No PVP, No griefing Lively, original events Custom plugins (Warps, trading, and more) Lag free 16GB dedicated machine Fun and welcoming atmosphere

What people are saying about Hexicraft: “Minecraft is the stupidest game but I love everyone on Hexicraft so much” – Spidersqueak “It’s so unreal buds, it’s absolutely phenomenal and ground breaking” – Jibbleostrich “Hexicraft is my favourite server, I’ve been on it for around three years. The staff, even members are all very helpful with any questions you have. I can assure you if you put dome time to it, Hexicraft can be one of your favourite servers!” – Dacvid “Hexicraft is a fun friendly community, with easy going staff” – _MrLee

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

rCraft.eu | Survival/Creative | EU

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Semi-Vanilla Survival, Creative, Minigames and mature community!

Our community is small, but close-knit and is comprised of an experienced and mature adult staff. Our staff and players create a helpful and friendly gaming environment for all. We strive to create the best gaming experience for our players. If you are looking for a vanilla server with friendly, experienced players, then rCraft is for you!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PowderCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

PowderCraft 1.7.2

– Factions – Raiding – Silk Spawners – Vote for a maximum of 30 diamonds, 30 TNT and 120 Exp Bottles each day! – Griefing/stealing allowed – MCMMO – PvP – Ranks – Economy – Free [Member] rank and the ability to set 2 homes for anyone who introduces themselves on the forums Official server webpage http://powder-craft.enjin.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

123pvp.com

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Crops Grown:	5390

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EnderCraft Survival/Raiding 24/7

Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Owned by _Red_Max_ EnderCraftMC is a semi-vanilla server where you go hide your base and come out to find others to raid them in the fast world. Through trading, raiding, and mining you come to get large amounts of emeralds (AKA Emmy or $Em’s) which is the money on EnderCraft. Spend your money on an ungriefable plot to store your things safely or a PlayerShop where you can manipulate your Villagers trades to sell your own items – totally scam proof! Also get in on the constant server events for chance to win great prizes! Site: http://e-craftmc.enjin.com/home

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Kubcraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Eden Universe

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

-=Eden Universe=-Eden Universe is a minigamesand factions server, we allow people to go to Survival, Factions, Skyblock, Cops & Robbers, Teacher, Skywars, king of the ladder, PRISON, and Hunger Games You won’t get bored on this server we promise that :). -=How can I join?=- Server Ip: Play.Mrgocanes.com -=Community=- Eden Universe is well known for the nice community we have, people of all ages join and seem to make new friends every day, meet your friends now, and join Eden Universe:)! Hope to see you on our server! We have a TON of plugins and great staff. Please join today! We have a ton of people and great staff that are always on. Join today and check out the great server. We are adding a prison world on the server as a new world and may be adding more minigames. We are also recruiting staff so apply now! -=Contact=- site: www.mrgocanes.com skype: Mrgocanes

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BouCraft

BouCraft Server is a PvP and Survival server, we want it to be as similar to a single player survival but in multiplayer, no minigames, parkours, etc. In BouCraft you will find a server in which you must make your home by collecting resources, and at the same time pvpe with users.

At the same time we have certain pvp arenas in which you can get PvP Points to be able to exchange them for Protection IV armor. We have currently been online 24/7 for 1 and a half years.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Zambies (Zombies Survival PUBG)

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Zambies is a Minecraft zombie server that introduces an exhilarating game-mode where players either cooperatively or single-handedly fight through waves of zombies and other monsters wielding an arsenal of distinctive weapons and equipment.

You start off at Level 1 with nothing more than a Recurve Bow. As your level increases, you will unlock new weapons, equipment, perks and upgrades to aid you on the battlefield!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Social Craft

SocialCraft is the world’s first social server! This server is meant for the players. Instead of your usual hub server, this server has mini games, and tons of cool features. You can meet other players, and have fun playing mini games. We also have plots, so you can build a house while you socialize. This server is dedicated to players having fun, while socializing, and you won’t find anything like this server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PvPCorporation

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Here at the PvPCorporation, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. A strong point at PvPCorporation is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice. Crafted and balanced to perfection!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

darkage

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Clash of Magic

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

What can you expect joining this new world of Clash of Magic?

Free!!! I am dedicated in making this server 100% free to all users. All premium plugins I buy for the server are accessible to all. The only ranks in the game are the ones to find while adventuring. All players have the ability to get all the features in game with no purchase necessary.

Magic! Spells can be found throughout the map, hidden in dungeons or a tower that is guarded by a boss. Good luck finding the spells, only the true adventurer will reap the reward of exploration.

Player Housing! These homes can be bought, customized, redesigned and they are block protected to the owner. Best part is that when you sell your house it pops back to its original shape for a new player to buy.

Bosses! Fight unique bosses that are guarding a dungeon with magic spells hidden within. Bosses may drop unique gear that help you progress throughout the map.

There is so much more!!! MCMMO, Art, Pets, Color Chat, Trails, Vampire, Werewolf, Gamebox Games, Horses, Emotes, Guilds, Dungeons, Quests, Powered Elytra, Rent-able Mines, and tons of places to explore!!! Again, all features are available to all players!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ender PvP

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Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.