No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

HuyCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison

Servers Include: >>> MC.HUYCRAFT.NET <<< – Minigames – Factions RPG – Dwarves Vs Zombies – Prison – Towny – SkyBlock – Skywars (With Guns AND OP) – GunZ

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GGFactions

PvP

PVP/Raiding Server! Join Today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2789	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EnderKingdom

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

EnderKingdom is a server for those who love making friends and having fun, this server is a 1.7.9, 24/7 survival and PVP server, with half of the world dedicated to each! There are tons of ways to get involved in our community, from mini-games such as spleef, PVP, etc. to setting up shop and building a home of any shape or size! EnderKingdom contains all of the essential plug-ins you need to have a fun and fair experience such as MCMMO, an economy system, shops,mob-catchers, anti-griefing and anti-cheating protections!

EnderKingdom is a friendly community with a dedicated staff and helpful members, and we are always looking for the importunity to improve and develop the server with even more Events, Arenas, and Structures! We welcome all crafters with open arms whether you wish to destroy your enemies in epic PVP battles, or build amazing structures in Survival! EnderKingdom allows the chance for every new joiner to become a member and have access to new commands that make it more convenient for the player! We hope to see you on the server and take part in the community here at EK!!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Block by Block TV

Creative

BlockbyBlock server is all about creative artwork! Public PlotMe, and voxel server! Also have Survival, SkyBlock, and minigames worlds.

You must whitelist your in-game name before you can connect. Whitelist instantly @ http://reg.blockbyblock.tv

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DRC Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

-=-=-Who are we?=-=-

DutchRastaCraft, also known as DRC or DRC Network. We are a minecraft server with multiple gamemodes. We have been running this server since September 13th, 2012.

-=-=What do we offer you?=-=-

We offer you multiple gamemodes. That’s why we call ourselves a network. We have multiple servers connected to give you the best experience possible. We are known to be a lagg-free server.

=-=-Our community=-=-

We are mostly known for our community. We have a very active Dutch forum and also a growing English forum. We also have an active Teamspeak 3 server where you can talk to other players! Our community is something we’ve been working on for a long time. We love our players AND we listen to our players. You decide what you want to see next on DRC!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FatalityPrison

FatalityPrison, Is a Prison server hosted in America. We are a strong Dedicated server with amazing Staff and Players.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

LegendaryBane SMP

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

LegendaryBane is a server with a new spawn, new shop, new hub, and a cool creative freebuild server. Come join us and play on a sweet server that has loads of plugins that add tons of cool features to a semi vanilla experience!

Our Creative Freebuild world is built with a plots system. We also have WorldEdit available. Come build whatever you like and enjoy knowing that your creations will always be available to show off!

LegendaryBane is a server built for you. Join our website at http://legendarybane.net.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SkyCrack

We Started as a normal whitelisted server, but we decided to move to a bukkit server. We are running bukkit on a 1.7.2 server. We are looking for people who know how to code to help with other projects coming up. This is not just a server this is a community looking ti expand. Right now this server is white-listed but in the future we hope to be able to make the server big enough to expand to an un-whitelisted server.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Oasis MC

MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Oasis is one of the strongest survival servers out there. You can build as soon as you come in, and you can also apply for member on the forums to get a kit with free iron tools. We are heavily community based, everyone from member to admins are here to help you. Tons of plugins are being run to make sure you enjoy yourself to the fullest. We use CoreProtect to catch those griefers in their tracks, then rollback any damage they’ve done. We also use BlockLocker to lock and secure your doors and chest, and and we even have a couple of special custom plugins! For those who want a little more action, we have a dedicated Mini Games server in the works! We host community events such as build-offs and MobArena (Wave Survival) games! We try our hardest to ensure you have a great time here, and we hope you will stop by and say ‘Hello!’ Visit our forums at www.oasis-mc.net for more information.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Diamond Creeper

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Prison

Danish: Hey, this is Diamond Creeper. A Danish/English server where we always have a good time! We offer: Factions, Creative, KitPVP and Prison We hope to see you inside Diamond Creeper

Oops!! You can also use the ipen diamondcreeper.everpvp.dk

English: Hello, this is Diamond creeper. A Danish/English server where we where got it good and fun! We offer: Factions, Creative, KitPVP and Prison! We hope we see you on Diamond Creeper

OPS!! You also can use the ip diamondcreeper.everpvp.dk

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ores Mined:	5780
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Axemania PvP

AWESOME SEREVR JOIN DP AT 10 PPL

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Sector Alpha Arena Network

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Sector Alpha’s Mobarena is a server dedicated to the popular gamemode Mobarena. Players on this server fight endless waves of mobs and bosses to earn credits and tokens which they can later use to buy more Mobarena classes, special arrows, and other fun perks.

The other gamemode is Chamber of Heroes, where up to 10 players fight a round with a choice of over 36 Heroes. There are also over 200 spells for some of the 36 classes, there are also guns for a few of the classes. Players win rounds by destroying the other team’s cores and towers, players also can get gold to upgrade his or her own stats, or buy items. Chamber of Heroes is mostly about teamwork, and a good team is what makes this game so good.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BeastCraft

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafted Cubes

Crafted Cubes!

Looking for a fun time to play survival with your family? Or just want a safe place for your kids to play Minecraft without them being exposed to bad language and actions done by older adults? Then join Crafted Cubes! Our server runs 24/7, run by CAM_ABBY11! We have awesome staff, as well as fun things to do! We have a economy system too! Check out our website! craftedcubes.webs.com!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	6400
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Old Brutal Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP

Brutal Network IP: mc.brutal-network.com

Welcome to Brutal Network, were a fun Minecraft server network! We have custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback! You are what makes us what we are today. Thank you!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!