Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SteelCraft

    SteelCraft

    Join SteelCraft and enjoy the faction pluginstrong. Create your own guild with friends and build your fortress to protect you, make alliances. Declare war on the enemy

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Sun God Palace

    Sun God Palace

    Server Name: Sun God Palace Server Address/IP: mc.sungodpalace.us Server Location: Dallas, Texas Forum: http://sungodpalace.us Game Play Types: [PvP], [FACTIONS], [SKYBLOCK], [CREATIVE PLOTS]

    Owner/Admin: Taleson Ko-Owner: koolguy001 Co-Owner: Ollie55589 Co-Owner: xXHuntDawg2001Xx HeadAdmin: JellyfishMaster2 Admin: DaleDragonslayer Admin: jcurrycomet Admin:assassin8199

    This is a server which rcently recieved a donation of 5 Dell servers! We are now a Hub server! More stable, and more plugins! We have Facitons PvP, Ceative Plots, Skyblock, and Minigames coming soon! Join for an amazing time!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • 100 Percent Vanilla Server

    100 Percent Vanilla Server

    The server is 100% Vanilla, please dont exploit or cheat on the server, as there is no sethome first thing to do after you find somewhere to live is make a bed, you can pvp raid and grief on the server, have fun. No starter No tpa tpaccept No Economy No Factions No Cheating No Rules

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SkyDoesMinecraft Official Network

    SkyDoesMinecraft Official Network

    Welcome to the official SkyDoesMinecraft Network!

    We are a community dedicated to bring you the latest and greatest Minecraft gametypes such as:

    Survival, TNT Run, ButterSlap, Run from the Beast, Draw that Block, LevelsPVP, SurvivalGames, Assassins Crees, SkylandsPVP, GhostBustes, and a ton more!

    Join today and you will not regret it!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Prison reborncraft

    Prison reborncraft
    Prison reborncraft

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Void Gems Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pixelmon Pokeballers

    Pixelmon Pokeballers

    The Pokeballers Pixelmon Server Network!

    Come and check us out at http://pokeballers.com Requires Forge and Pixelmon Mod Installed to Join!

    1000 Slot Pixelmon Network featuring two epic Regions and 1 Awesome Survival Server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Crops Grown: 1609
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5630 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Ruinscarft

    Ruinscarft
    Ruinscarft

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • daf f

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    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2016 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • DaedricNetworks

    DaedricNetworks

    Daedric Network is the ultimate player against player experience, the ultimate big-boy league… A place to make a name for yourself. But dont worry! You dont have to constantly face other players in head on battle.. Instead, you can relax, and grow some melons.. And with the amazing shop prices, youll be rich in no time! And we all just want to be rich, right But if you’re more interested in killing other players, and stealing their stuff… Then we have some amazing ranks, that I can just tell you will absolutely love!

    We run our servers on extremely stable hardware. Specs: Intel Core i7 4770 64 GB RAM Debian 7.5 10,000 GB Premium Transfer 1 GBPS Uplink 2x 160 GB SSD Were a unique server that offer very fun interesting servers that will have you occupied for hours. Were always looking to apply so hurry and apply at Daedricmc.com.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Zatcast Hogwarts RP Server

    Zatcast Hogwarts RP Server

    Welcome to Zatcast Hogwarts Roleplay We recently updated the old server and we are looking for some active people to join the Community. Our Hogwarts Castle is fully finished, Including interior. All the 4 common rooms have been made based on the movies. Quidditch plugin in currently in Delevopment! Stay tuned! Classes: During your school years, there will be several Professors that will organise classes. During classes you will be taught how to cast spells, if not valuable information. You can cast spells with a Wand. In addition, sometimes there is homework. In classes, you can recieve Credits. With credits, you can get cool gadgets, Family names, and even the next school year!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2340 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Craft4Life

    Craft4Life

    Welcome to the Craft4Life Survival+Frakcje server

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Voxel Dream

    Voxel Dream

    About the Server- Voxel Dream is a Survival/Creative/Mini-Games Server/creative/minigames with friendly Mods and Admins, always reaching out to help the community. We have events everyday to drop events to boss battles. This is a PvP server but you can have your house protected by one of the mods so that you won’t have to worry about griefing. This is a small and new server so if you feel that something is missing please let the staff know so that we can implicate what you want onto the server.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 38

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Stonetown Server

    Stonetown Server

    Multiverse faction Looking for Builders and Staff Just opened

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • CycloneNetwork

    CycloneNetwork

    Here at CycloneNetwork we’ve got OPPrison – Prison – Factions – Skyblock & Skywars. We’re a custom Network equipped with the right plugins to ensure you’re having a jolly ‘ol time. Join now if this seems great to you! mc.CycloneNetwork.org

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SIKFactions

    SIKFactions

    Welcome to the Sik-Gaming company we hope you enjoy our server. Our server brings much more than just another minecraft factions server we also run a variety of gaming server and we host our own teamspeak i will provide the ip lower in the deion that everyone can log on and chat with our friendly staff and players.

    terrorist town and other games like prophunt if you would like to find us on Gmod simply search us up sikgaming 🙂

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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