No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Nexxus Legion

Economy, Factions, Survival

==================== NEXXUS LEGION ======================

We are a small server. Only about 10 people may join our server at a time. Survival server for fun and socialization.

==================== IN GAME RANKS OF NEXXUS LEGION ======================

—Novice— The obvious new-comer to the server. They MUST register on the forum(http://nexxus.4umotion.com) and make a brief post about themselves to be promoted to Player. Commands Available: /help /msg /home /sethome /spawn

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Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Craft Unio

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Craft Union

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

XenonCraftPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding

Hey Guys This Is Our New Server we are looking for staff and are willing to co-operate with players we are very friendly and love to chat so come join this hardcore raiding server :p also we are open to suggestions such and spawn server plugins and loads of other awesome stuff. Now You Can Vote For A Random Reward Each Time. Its Ranges From Diamonds To Op Swords And Lots Of Other Awesome Prized. We Have A server Shop And Lots Of Great Kits Come Join Today!

Our WorldBorder Limit Is 5000 Blocks

We Have Trade Rooms Now So Theives Cant Steal Your Items

We Also have Mobcash get Money For Killing Your Mobs

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2496

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EmporiorNetwork

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skywars, Survival

EmporiorNetwork the Global Community Network

Were a fun Minecraft server network with custom plugins, a great community and exciting new gamemodes that are unique to us. We are always improving our network, adding more features and servers based around your feedback.

You can join our server through the following IP adress: mc.emporior.net Dont forget to visit and register on our site: www.emporior.net Want to talk with other players or staff then you can join our TeamSpeak server: ts.emporior.net

Come visit us and you will have a great time. See you soon on EmporiorNetwork.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VisiStudios

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VISISTUDIOS.COM Takes you to a different galaxy long.. long… time ago. The mighty Galactic empire is at the brink of war. After the great war with Darth Vader the Republic empire found victory! However before Darth Vader went he had died with a curse that rose him and his army back from the dead. These undead 501st Clones have ran sacked and slathered villagers, and many are missing. You are surviving only on pure will to live.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PenguinCraft

Factions

PenguinCraft

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MilkCraft Survival

Survival

The best survival game in the MINECRAFT PLANET!! Join today and check it out! If you like it check out the website and tell friends about it! Be sure to check it out!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Castle Crafters

Mini Games

Mini Games Server with Factions Mini Games Include: Mob Arena Hunger Games Factions More Mini Games added all the Time! 1000 slot server & Youtubers will be present during American Times.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

World84

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

World8-4 is a gaming community, hosting multiple Minecraft Servers on some awesome hardware. Based off creating a friendly community we strive to keep our servers at the highest standards. Every server has a complete Anti-cheating system, including anti-xray and an active team of staff to respond instantly so you’re not left needing help.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Baneshroud

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Baneshroud has been a community since early Minecraft Beta. Across various updates and servers, our community is as strong as ever. You will never find more friendly players in Minecraft. Several towns are openly recruiting players, so feel free to explore and ask around to see what fits your playstyle best.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Lindquist Survival

Survival, Vanilla

This server is a survival server with a good protection plugin. Go onto: Website The server is aimed at a mature but friendly community. We have a rollback plugin so griefers can be rolledback and banned. You can rank up by doing the command: /ar check. You can rank up based on how many hours you have played.

1. Novice – default 2. Apprentice – 10 hours 3. Adept – 100 hours 4. Master – 200 hours

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Super Craft Brothers

Hardcore

First of all, I want to send a warm welcome to all the new players that have joined us, SCB has just been released as an open beta in collaboration with SethBling! We have launched with 7 maps and have gradually increased that number to 11 now. We have had tons of fun developing this and will continue to work on game additions like leveling, achievements, advanced PvP statistics and more maps!

We are the Official Super Craft Brothers servers and we are working on fully automatic servers with a lobby and queu system to support many players. We will still keep the original 4 players per match scheme as the original version, but we will add features that were simply not possible using redstone only.

We will release a set of 6 NEW maps made by Block_Fortress as well as the original maps made by SethBling. This is a very exciting project and we are very happy to be doing it with SethBling. Stay tuned for some beta testing soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3848	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JailHouseBlox

Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JailHouseBlox is an OP Prison server with many perks. ✓ 24 prison ranks with different mines, shops, banks, and more for each rank so you’ll never get bored ✓ plenty of donor ranks at good prices ✓ Friendly, helpful staff, always at least on guard on. ✓ Averages over 100 members at all times ✓ Members are knowledgeable on minecraft as well as on JHB. ✓ Online 24/7 ✓ We have the flo-auction plugin so you can get rid of stuff you don’t want as well as getting new/better items for yourself

• Each rank, A-L, Free, and Citizen have they’re own mines, some have two mines, some have a mine and a tree mine. • The mines get better and better as you move up, starting at just stone, iron, and coal, but moving up too having gold ore, diamond blocks, and emerald ore. And that’s not even the best • After earning rank Citizen, you can earn the 10 Prestige ranks. These are a part of being citizen and do not provide with new mines though they do give you certain perks, for example: a pet.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ionic_Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is in a new state,everything went to hell and we are repairing it until then don’t join this server,and also I will update this post with more information about this,and any new information. Also I’m not the owner. Skype me for any questions. LixCoffee

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Swaped Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!