No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BermudaNetwork

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

wubwub

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Chroma Hills

Creative, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The server is currently in an open development stage where we invite all of our players, old and new, to join our server and help us make our gamemodes the best they can be! Current gamemodes include:

Survival & Chromageddon

Our basic survival server gives you the bare necessities to survive with a few helpful additions. Includes extras such as McMMO, trading system, and claims.

Do you think you have what it takes to conquer the land of Chroma Hills at it’s worst? Come and try our most challenging gamemode yet with custom trading system, challenges, and much more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Amentrix

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

The Amentrix Minecraft server is truly revolutionary with its combination of Creative, Survival and Mini-game play styles in one server. We pride ourselves on our friendly staff and community and look forward to seeing you soon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Trollcraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Lobby Server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AquilaMc

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny

Our server is a growing factions server with other plugins like mc-mmo friends and lots more that i can interact with.

we have a wide range of staff members that u can talk to about any issue.

Founder-toxiccoke

Owners-Ron, TractorBoy16

Admins-KittyMitts19,BuilditfilmitT

Thanks for checking out pmc page out and we hope to see u on.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VeteranCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

VeteranCraft is a solid growing community of mature, friendly players. Our technical back-end is second to none. Looking for a stable server that is run by serious people, and that will be there tomorrow? Look no further. We have no whitelist so stop in and check it out. If you like what you see, feel free to make a home here.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CoolBearCraft SlimeFun | Towny

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

CoolBearCraft is a clean fast Minecraft 1.12 Towny server with SlimeFun, Mini-Games and an awesome player community. We’ve been around for over 3 years and are looking for new players to join us!

•12 FREE Ranks •Plenty of Cool Plugins (Like TOWNY and SilkSpawners) •One of the FRIENDLIEST Minecraft Communities! •Separate Worlds for Building and Gathering •Daily Bonuses just for playing and staying active! •A Balanced Economy •FRESH worlds and balances! We just reset!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

McGrimsCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Raiding

We are a new server and full of loving fun people! Our staff is the best around. We give ranks to those who wait patiently and ask nicely. Hope to see you soon 😀

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

OnlineKlubben

Economy, PvP, Survival

Online Club was formed and founded D. 12 September 2007 – The purpose of the club is to create a gathering place for all who play some games on the web. We have room for everyone, so are you and your friends and need a room in Teamspeak, are very welcome to contact us and we quickly create a space for you. We try wherever possible to constantly be at the forefront, and update regularly our website and Facebook with different news, but you stand and have a great idea for Online Club, we hear as much know.

As our logo says At Online Club – We play pretty much EVERYTHING – – Its 100% FREE to be a member of the Online Club and it will continue to be.

Chummy Club greetings Online Club

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Hunger games

Hardcore

Awesome

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

JigokuCraft

Creative, Roleplay

JigokuCraft is a creative server using the PlotSquared plugin that allow players to build on a 80 by 80 block wide land surrounded by grass. Players have the ability to switch their game modes if they wish to PvP or for other purposes. Roleplaying is highly encouraged therefore it is supported along with special privileges such as the ability to marry others followed by economy to make your roleplaying experience more immersive. WorldEdit can be obtained by voting for the server.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ValleyCraft

Survival

A nice server. We speak English/Dutch.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Social Kingdom

PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Social Kingdom is a Nordic server owned by Rudomeister and L1nd4. Our server is based on PvP and survival, and has several popular plugins to enhance the gaming experience. Among other things, we have mcMMO, LWC, chestshop, logblock and towny.

We are concerned that the server should be as user-friendly as possible. That is why we have placed great emphasis on reducing opportunities for cheating among players and staff.

Welcome you shall be 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8691	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

GetWrecked

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

GetWrecked.net is not an ordinary server. This server has been designed to be enjoyed by anyone who strives to be the best. With our competitive community and very balanced economy, you’re guaranteed to have a great experience. We take pride in knowing that we’ve been the first to design and use some of the most popular plugins used throughout the Minecraft community. GetWrecked.net is not only run by the staff team, but it is run by a group of experienced players that know what the community really wants for the server. We’re dedicated to bring you the most enjoyable Minecraft experience as possible and we hope you would join us.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Specialcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

In 2 years, the Specialcraft hub has grown into almost the largest server focused on the Netherlands. We have a very wide range of mini-games and play modes. So you can always fight against your friends in the TeamFortress² Minigame or form a team in our homemade CHAOSPVP minigame! You can of course also contact us if you are looking for Survival Games & Paintball, or if you want good old-fashioned survival. We have also thought of the Creative players, we have added an entire Creative server to our hub especially for them.

You can also contact us for Skyblock, Factions, Quake & Annihilation… Yes, you read that right! Specialcraft has Annihilation… Are you curious about our server? Then join us quickly at hub.specialcraft.net

We also have a website: http://www.specialcraft.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Towns Built:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.