Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • DommHD.nitrado.net

    DommHD.nitrado.net

    We have freebuild but also Spleef and SurvivalGames and that WITHOUT LAGGS just for you!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Tracker SMP (VANILLA BASED PVP SERVER) [1.16.X – 1.20.X]

    Tracker SMP (VANILLA BASED PVP SERVER) [1.16.X – 1.20.X]
    SEASON 1 DETAILS / INFORMATION

      ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴇᴠᴇɴᴛs ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʜᴏᴜʀ ғᴏʀ 5 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇsᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ /ᴅᴜᴇʟs ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴ (ʀᴀɴᴋᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴜɴʀᴀɴᴋᴇᴅ)ᴠᴀɴɪʟʟᴀ ᴘʟᴀʏsᴛʏʟᴇ ɴᴏ ᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ ɪᴛᴇᴍs ᴏʀ ᴛᴇʀʀᴀɪɴ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴsᴏᴘᴛɪᴍɪᴢᴇᴅ sᴇʀᴠᴇʀ ғᴏʀ ᴀɴᴛɪ ʟᴀɢ ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ ᴘᴠᴘᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛʟᴏɢ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴅɪsᴀʙʟᴇs ᴇʟʏᴛʀᴀs ᴅᴜʀɪɴɢ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴀᴛ10 sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴘᴇᴀʀʟ ᴄᴏᴏʟᴅᴏᴡɴsᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ʙᴏʀᴅᴇʀs (ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ 25ᴋ x 25ᴋ) (ᴇɴᴅ/ɴᴇᴛʜᴇʀ 10ᴋ x 10ᴋ)ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ 10 sᴛᴀᴛɪsᴛɪᴄs ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜᴏʟᴏɢʀᴀᴍs ᴀᴛ sᴘᴀᴡɴᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ ᴀɴᴛɪ ᴇsᴘ ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴ ᴛᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛᴇʀsᴀᴍᴀᴢɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴛɪ ᴄʜᴇᴀᴛ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛɪᴏɴsᴄᴜsᴛᴏᴍ /ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs ᴘʟᴜɢɪɴ

    Join today for an amazing pvp / gaming experience! Connect With: trackersmp.com

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • DoD Edge Network

    DoD Edge Network

    DoD Edge Network is a unique Spigot enabled server for the following features:

    – Skyblock with Custom Islands and Challenges. – MCMMO – Parkour – Player Shops – Dungeons – PvP – Custom Mobs – Custom Bosses – Custom Loot – Quests +Much more coming soon!

    Earn /fly and other awesome rewards for voting for us!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 97 Zombie Dances: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Creativity

    Creativity

    creativity is a cool server with fun minigames and towny. As you explore in our survival have a pet follow you around!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Poomcraft Pixelmon

    Poomcraft Pixelmon

    Pixelmon and Vanilla Mobs in one world, THIS IS MADDNESS. Welcome to real survival Pixlemon

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Tri Kraft

    Tri Kraft

    Tri-Kraft is a friendly new server, you cannot buy ranks. Ranks are earned! We run a Survival-Economy server with anti-griefing measures. The nether is a rule free world for true survival of the fittest play.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ColtPVP

    ColtPVP

    This is a PVP server where somethings are normal can you be the best at PVP if you join today

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 440 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Magnet Craft

    Magnet Craft

    There is many different servers within this server! Mainly prison!

    when we hit 35 peeps we are doing a Drop Party and a Mine Party!

    Come and join the fun! dont miss out.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 36

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Biocraft

    Biocraft

    Join Biocraft for an awesome community and a completely lag free experience! We have 5 dedicated servers that all work together to bring you speed and stability. You will notice that each game mode is built and made to fit the highest standards. We are not just another server, we are one big happy family! CONNECT NOW JUST TO SEE HOW LOW YOUR PING WILL BE!!!!

    SERVERS BIRTHDAY = 12/28/2011 !!

    === Servers Hosted === Peaceful> SMP, block protection, no PvP, large biomes Creative> Plotme, trails, different sized plots Factions> Anti-tp glitching, custom no-cheat Towny> War events, player shops, low tax Skywars> Custom maps, lag free, different ranks

    WELCOME ALL OLD AND NEW PLAYERS!! LOOKING FOR STAFF!!! See you on the server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HeathCraft

    HeathCraft

    The HeathCraft Survival Server is dedicated to providing a close vanilla minecraft esque feel. Whether you want to play with friends or are looking for new friends to play with, HeathCraft is where you should look. Our helpful staff team are willing to help you with any of your needs, and to prevent all of your hard earned items and builds from being destroyed, we have grief protection. We look forward to seeing you on!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6604 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • City Prison

    City Prison

    At city Prison people all around the world come to play with there friends. But make sure the player in the chain armour ask for something you give the warden the item so you dont go to jail. the more money you earn the higher rank you can get. and the higher rank the better ores. Good Luck And Have Fun

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • EcoVentureCraft

    EcoVentureCraft

    EcoVentureCraft which is a Medieval themed Economy style minecraft server, I’ve had many great players over the years help by building some Really great structures & scenery for the server, as well as ideas we’ve implemented along the way

    EcoVentureCraft is a Survival Economy server running a large handful of plugins, designed to allow many variations of minecraft play styles to be integrated to coincide in simultaneous worlds, allowing for people who enjoy playing and building in an ever-growing in-game environment, You’ll Climb the Ranks based on your own Economic Success

    Earn Voting Reward Tokens to trade for Rare Items, Enchants, Repairs, and More!

    You can either work the Economy traveling between towns with loads of goods, start up a shop once you’ve reached rank 3: [Merchant] you can create “Trade Signs” so even if you’re offline, you can earn in-game currency!

    mark out a claim of land or rent a claim from the server, or even other players! from server towns to player claims, there are many options when deciding if you like the safety of being within Fortress walls, or if a cobblestone cabin among the hostile mobs is more your style. Create a Dedicated Town when you’ve reached rank 5 [King] or [Queen] which can have up-to a 100×100 Region of land Anywhere in the wilderness you choose.

    The overall design for EcoVentureCraft was to avoid limiting what you can do in-game based on donating for simple functions, the entire server is and always will be no-cost for normal functionality. With the multitude of ways you can exchange currency with players, your dedication can become highly rewarding for you in-game success!

    I would like to Welcome you to Adventure even further into the virtual lands of EcoVentureCraft. “Play out your Destiny!”

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 233 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Empathy

    Empathy

    Empathy is a survival based server that also offers real educational content. We run PEX, Essentials, and Grief Prevention, among other (some unique) plugins. Easy travel, up to 25 homes, and 2000K claims. Our maps: – Survival – Original map, normal survival – Atlas – PvP enabled (no random PvP), normal survival, newer than original Survival map, and shares inventory with the Survival map – Skyblock – uses the aSkyblock plugin – Plotworld – world, plot size: 200×200 – Minigames – Map for minigames & creative mode (that’s not plots)

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 3972
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Foxy Servers

    Foxy Servers

    FoxyServers.co.uk Is both a survival and Roleplaying server. We have a friendly community so far and hope it stays that way. The time is set in a medieval period, with Kings and Queens, pages and squires, Dukes, Barons, and much more! Any additional questions may be asked directly to the two owners on the server. We look forward to seeing you soon! Cheers.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Diablecraft

    Diablecraft

    Your ultimate all-round Minecraft server offers: – Enough variety, thanks to several game principles and games – A powerful, self-financed server that promises lag-free gaming fun – Custom-written plugins – All game content is available to everyone – Coordinated ticket system on the website (coming soon) – Multilingual website with clear topics (in progress) – Forum for discussions, suggestions and wishes – English-speaking area in the forum – Well-coordinated and mature team – Pleasant and cohesive community – Protected against griefing and hacking attacks – Server, TS and website are available at all times – Always new features through new plugins and more

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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