No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EcoCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

EcoCraft was made by 3 players who love playing the economy game. We are looking for more mature people who enjoy playing with the mechanics of Minecraft. Join the server today at play.ecocraft.us and take a look at out spawn area for more info. Visit our website at www.ecocraft.us

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	85	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InfernoCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

InfernoCraft is a Factions, PlotMe, PvP, Survival, and Mini-Games server. We have helpful and (most of the time) appropriate staff, and one excited owner. We have also have lots of helpful plugins including PlotMe, Factions, and Multiverse.

We have different donation ranks including: -Coal, Iron, Gold, Diamond, and Bonus Donations are very important and I love my donors! They help keep my server up, and get perks, just my donating a few bucks 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MinecraftPlanetEarth

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Towny

In a world where all civilizations have faded. The higher powers have given humans one last chance to create the perfect world, free of pollution and death. Spawn in the centre of England in a mighty kingdom, built by the first of a new race of humans. Build basic planes, and fly to your destination, using the dynamic map to track your progress. Build a great town, grow your nation into a kingdom and conquer the world. Tame pets. Build impressive movecrafts. Become wise with the Slimefun plugin. Create vaccines for the deadly diseases that roam in the jungles and deserts. All this, and much, much more on Minecraft Planet Earth Can you survive? MinecraftPlanetEarth features a 1:1500 replica of Earth. It is set in a modern era with guns, pets, planes, ships, and many more features. We feature a great and active community with many different events and lots of fun features for everyone.

Map: http://map.minecraftplanetearth.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

KTA (KrypticTechAdventure)

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay

Come Check Out The Server Pixelmon. Great Community, Great Staff, And Lots Of Fun Events. Come Join Today KrypticTechAdventure

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Minehard

Factions, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Server 1.5.2. with tons of games. We give FREE OP.

Server 1.5.2. with millions of games to pass the time and have fun with friends.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Reeve

Prison

The Reeve is a Minecraft server that offers a fun experience on classic game modes.

We have been around since 2014!

Over 350,000 amazing players have joined The Reeve! — and you’re amazing too.

Join our network with the following ip: play.reevemc.net | 1.8 – 1.18 client support

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LucidCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

New server with RPG/Factions/Creative/SkyWars/SkyBlock and HungerGames Coming Soon! Also one of a kind PVP Experience with actual PVP Map Packs! You can give ideas for new pvp maps and we will make them!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Akovim | A world-building Server!

Akovim, Brew, Brewery, Brewing, Brews, Cities, city, Claim, Claims, Countries, Country, Customweapons, Evilspells, History, Magic, Magicspells, nation, Nations, Other, Roleplay, Spells, Survival, TOWN, Towns, Towny, Truce, War, Wars, witch, Worldbuilding

Akovim

Greetings, adventurers! We are thrilled to unveil the realm of Akovim. Immerse yourself in a world dedicated to world-building, crafting history, and establishing mighty nations and empires. Akovim is not just a server; it’s an evolving canvas where your actions shape the tapestry of an ever-expanding universe.

World-building:Explore diverse biomes and uncover custom structures that tell the tale of Akovim’s rich history. Roam through enchanted forests, traverse vast deserts, and uncover the secrets hidden within the server’s landscapes.

Creating History:Participate in epic events and quests that echo through the ages. Akovim boasts a meticulously crafted timeline, allowing players to be active participants in shaping the world’s destiny. Uncover ancient mysteries and contribute to the living history of our server.

Building Nations and Empires:Claim your territory, establish flourishing nations, and witness the rise of mighty empires. Engage in diplomacy, forge alliances, or wage wars to dominate the expansive lands of Akovim. The server is a canvas, and you are the architects of your destiny.

Follow Religions:Delve into the spiritual realm by embracing or creating religions that define your civilization. Establish temples, conduct rituals, and weave your beliefs into the fabric of Akovim’s society. The gods may favor those who navigate the intricate dance of faith and power.

Join us on this extraordinary journey where every player contributes to the living, breathing world of Akovim. The server is now open, and your adventure awaits. Forge alliances, build nations, and leave your mark on the history of Akovim!

May your adventures be legendary,The Akovim Team.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TryHardsCraft (EN) (DK)

Parkour, PvP, Survival

A original a danish server but its also for International Countrys

ENJOY

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

planetcraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Connect to the server using: play.planet-craft.net

Planet-craft is an australian minecraft server. Australian run, although we welcome everyone from around the globe! From the beginners to the old school experienced players.

We have a Towny / Survival world where you and your friends have the choice of working together and saving up for a town and creating your own mini community. Or there the option for you to build in the wilderness with no towny protections, collect supplies and explore the wilderness.

You can make money from killing Hostile and Friendly Mobs.

We have a personal banking system! You can visit the bank in spawn and deposit, withdraw or transfer your money! You get interest on your total bank balance. As well as being able to store your money, you can store your xp in the bank.

Last of all we have “Funland”! Our own amusement park on the server! Filled with all sorts of mini games and rides. We have things like Spleef, Mini Golf, PvP arenas and a few different rollercoasters. This world is open for everyone to explore any time! Open 24/7 😉

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Craftmania

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Factions PVP

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

World of Keralis

Creative, FTB, PvP, Towny

This is the Official Website and Minecraft Network of The Famous Youtuber, Keralis, http://www.youtube.com/keralis. We are a Strong Community of 70,000+ Members and Still growing strong! Come Be A Part of Our Epic Community! We Are a Rapidly Growing Minecraft Community, We currently Host A Creative, Factions, Towny and Attack on the B-Team Server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ElZoo

KitPvP, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Roleplay

Unique server for its various customized games: GAP, League Of Minecraft, Aincraft, Call Of Duty/Minefield, Pixelmon: Johto… Discover them!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

StuMC

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival

Currently running: 1.7.2/1.7.4/1.7.5 Come along and play Minecraft right here on StuMC! You’re safe from item loss because your inventory is kept even when you die, and our helpful staff will quickly assist you with any issues you have! We also have a creative world for the builders amongst you, so why not join us today?

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FintCraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

A friendly Factions PvP server with a great community and amazing staff. We have all of the most important plugins and we welcome anyone to join our community. We are extremely happy with this server and all of our players enjoy the gameplay, community, and other players. Come join us now!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magic Items Found:	6623
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!