No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DifferentCraft – Towny / Faction Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Want A awesome Small Minecraft towny server with cool plugins such as Jobs, McMMO, Auctions, Diablo Drops, SkyDiving, Mob Arena And More? Well This is the server for you

Our Minecraft Towny Server has evolved around the famous plugin Towny. We are a unique minecraft Towny server with lots of things that you will enjoy doing! We run McMMO so you can level up what you do the best! We Also run a good economy where you can buy/sell items with each other ingame with markets at spawn.

If your New To Minecraft this is server you would want to start off on. We have a support system where you can summit tickets to our Friendly Mods asking For help with commands or other Things Such As Making a shop or making a town.

We also have a TeamSpeak Server where you can socialize with other fellow minecraft players.

TeamSpeak 3: ts.differentcraft.net

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Animals Bred:	132	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

AzerCraft

PvP

PvP/Fac server in 1.7.2

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Penzcraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Penzcraft is a mature 24/7 Vanilla SMP server. There are no crazy plugins that takes away that vanilla feel that we all love. However, we feel that some plugins are required in order for the players to have a fun experience on the server, such as grief protection and an economy.

Our map is split into two sections, north and south, where the south is the peaceful non-PVP area and north is the crazy PVP area.

Everyone can come on the server, but you won’t be able to leave spawn until you have been approved.

Admins: JRPenza620 & Clarsen12 Moderators: LiLouSWE & Eviia

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

RockyCraft

Hardcore

This is a HardCore Factions Server. You only get 1 kit and that’s it. You can Grief, Raid, ect….

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Harryo Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Survival

In high quality datacenter with daily backups No rules No map change or reset No lag Safe place to build your base

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ores Mined:	4523
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Sofurry

Roleplay, Survival

Completely fun, the Moderators are beyond Awesome!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

JellyPvP

KitPvP, Parkour

We are the perfect kit pvp server <3

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Zdug

Vanilla

It’s a semi vanilla server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Funtheory

Creative, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

Hosted in Canada, operated from the land down under, Fun Theory is a hub server that wants to push the limits of your average gamemodes. Bigger plots, peaceful factions, our very own themepark! Two Captains’, Stuvman & foxes run this ship, with helpful crew to aid you along in your FT experience.

Please see us here: http://funtheory.enjin.com/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Innectis

Survival

We have been a community since May of 2011 and boast a featureset that was written right from our development team.

A few of our features include:

Lot system which allows you to get an area that only you and people you allow. Protect/Restrict various blocks (chests, trapdoors, doors, etc.) Multiple worlds (Survival, Aether, Nether, Creative/Pixel art world and a resource world) And more!

Ranks: VIP – Access to 3 100×100 lots. Super VIP – Access to up to 5 150×150 lots, TinyWE usage, lights anywhere (places glowstone at feet) Goldy – Infinite lots up to 300×300, backpack, larger TinyWE selection, prefix editing!

New features are added more and more with each update. Staff can be found on forums or in-game.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	319

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pro Mc Games

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Pro Mc Games is a futuristic themed mini-game server that is has completely custom coded plugins. We currently offer many well known game modes with our own twists to them. Come check us out! play.ProMcGames.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

ChileMinecraft.cl Towny

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Come play with ChileMinecraft, make your adventure, server with more than 8 GB of ram, 100 slots and improving every day, we have an exclusive forum for your problems, download area for the Launcher and more.

** YOU CAN EARN MONEY BY VOTING DAILY ON THIS PAGE, MORE INFORMATION AT http://chileminecraft.cl/mensaje/18557/ **

SERVER INFORMATION ON CHILEMINECRAFT.CL, VERSION 1.7

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Viperlance

Creative, Economy, Survival

=Now With Vote Roulette!=

This survival server is for players of any age and any skill-set. This is a very unique server that allows a lot more freedom than most. You can trust that your kids are safe here from bad language. We are a fun friendly community where all can come to play an amazing game together!

Join us today and see Viperlance.Net for other useful tools 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Avendria Rush Party Deutsch

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Our Minecraft server is a large server network that is looking for many active players (cracked and premium possible)! We currently have 5 game modes (Rush, Build, Creative, Party, SkyBlock) For more see Avendria.de

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchantments Applied:	143	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Abuscus 2.0

Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay

!NEW! Multi-verse Economy And All that other stuff

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.