Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Chimeras Created: 2
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Ingenium

    Ingenium

    Ingenium is a survival multiplayer server made by players, for players. We feel that servers should be fun, and not riddled with technical problems every day. As a result, we are hosted on a 24/7 dedicated server with tech support, and the Admin team worked long and hard to make the spawn and ready plugins. We are here for you, and most importantly, to make sure everyone has fun.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MultiCraft

    MultiCraft

    Welcome to MultiCraft! Need more players :/ Please join and check us out! New server for fun! First 10 people to join get a surprise 😉

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • UnioCraft

    UnioCraft

    Our server, which started life as a small Factions server in 2014, has now reached and exceeded 1 million members! Our server is always kept active with constant updates. We value all our players and listen to them like the first day.

    Our Current Games: – Factions – Skyblock – SurvivalGames – Skywars – Acid Island

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Gravity Hurts

    Gravity Hurts

    FTB 1.6 Direwolf 20 pack 1.0.23

    [FTB Direwolf 20] Gravity Hurts [35 slots] [PvE]

    We are now un-white-listed and have a new MAP due to community consensus. It is recommended that you do register on the website and check there often for community information.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9516 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Kladkatt

    Kladkatt

    Kladkatt is a survivalserver with basic and simple rules and a crew which purpose is to welcome you as a new players and make sure you get the help you need to get settled on kladkatt!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • GrassCraft Hardcore Factions

    GrassCraft Hardcore Factions

    Hardcore Factions PVP Raiding

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Farms Harvested: 200 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MyCraft

    MyCraft

    The Best Creative Server.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Weach MC

    Weach MC

    WeachMC ,vote-free rank ,kitpvp ,skywars ,mobarena ,blockhunt spleeg mmcmo survival pvp-kletka ontime-rewards

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Runes Activated: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • GodsPvp.net

    GodsPvp.net
    GodsPvp.net

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • PimpCraft

    PimpCraft

    Welcome to PimpCraft!!! This is a Faction server, where pvp and raiding is allowed!! The community is very friendly!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Void Armor Forged: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • TheArMaGeDooM

    TheArMaGeDooM
    TheArMaGeDooM

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CRAFT.LV

    CRAFT.LV

    IP= MC.CRAFT.LV = MINIGAMES = SKYPVP = SKYWORLD = SKYBLOCK = SKYWARS = EVENTS = MEGADROPS

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 15
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Mine-Prison

    Mine-Prison
    Mine-Prison

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • PARAPVP

    PARAPVP

    ParaPvP.com is a Hardcore PvP server that provides the highest quality PvP Experience.

    There are many ways to survive in ParaPvP, some resort to PvPing solo at our custom PvP spawn, and others will prefer to track and raid their enemies vaults and other goods.

    ParaPots, a semi HCF server that makes Minecraft more enjoyable and encourages teamwork. There are events such as ‘King of the Hill’ which can keep you entertained for hours on end. We use a balanced kit based system and balance pvp modifications such as enchantments and potions for a more immersive gameplay experience!

    Despite your PvP-style I can guarantee you will have a awesome experience at ParaPvP.com

    Hope to see you soon

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Animals Bred: 194 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • TraxxCraft

    TraxxCraft

    Come join our amazing server. Everyone gets a pet, and a fun game. Feel free to give us feedback.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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