No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Craft Empire

Economy, Factions, PvP

Do you like Factions and PVP? If your answer is yes you came to the right place. CraftEmpire offers you a lot of plugins that are here to make your gameplay fun and more enjoyable. Some of our plugins are Factions,MCMMO,Economy…

Make your story and be the strongest in the realm and join: 176.31.25.88:27165

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Freebuilders

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Freebuilders is a gaming community in which mature players enjoy pure vanilla Minecraft. This means that we’re a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with the slightest of tweaks to improve gameplay. The game play is survival with a few smart commands here and there (like /lottery). Our goal is to make a beautiful end to end server experience–from the server’s subreddit and the new user feel, to things like the uptime and server performance. Community is also a crucial component of Freebuilders, and we strive to keep the community clean of immature players. To that end, we use a whitelist to screen players. Strictly speaking, we’re a 16+ server (unless younger players can show maturity). If an issue does occur, we can use a plugin called Prism to roll back the damage. Finally, we run weekly challenges and a monthly podcast (http://podcast.freebuilders.org) to keep the community engaged and to award bonus permissions. We’re constantly improving our server experience, inside and out.

Everything has been meticulously set up. Now it’s just up to you to join us!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MCPL

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Polish network of Minecraft servers since 2011. Lots of interesting servers and numerous events with prizes.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Sky-Block

Mini Games, Skyblock

Simplicity is beautiful,Sky-Block Allows players to create their floating paradise from the sky down. With features such as invites and block protection. Were giving you the liberty to create your own chest shops on your islands… Customized plugins are our main feature.. With Crates we allow players to buy their own custom crates.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kwadratowo i Wesolo

Factions, Hardcore, Survival

Minecraft Server 1.7.2! Survival+Gildie+Drop The server is very similar to HardCore servers. The server has proprietary plugins – not available on the Internet

Server is a Polish !

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

U-Craft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

This is U-Craft, a server community founded, made and owned by John_0714. We would like to give everyone a unique minecraft experience to enjoy together with your friends. In this community we try to achieve a goal of friendship between people of various trends and personalities to help build a stronger and better community.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

HyperTek

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games

Hello This Is A Mini-Game Server. We Have Survival Games And KitPvP And QuickSand (Just Like TnTRun) And More Mini-Games Will Be On There Way! We Hope You Enjoy Your Stay And Come Vote So We Can Be Known To More People!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	6646	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

The Marquiland

Survival

Hello! Are you tired of getting griefed all the time, or having to walk far away from spawn to build somewhere? Are you sick of servers in which you are forced to fight another player if they attack you and can’t log out? are you sick about worrying about all of this? Then, come to The Marquiland! We’re a server with regular Survival, anti-grief, and no need to worry about forced PvP!

We’re also open 24/7! Even if the spawn is going under minor changes, you can still join! We want all our players to be able to have their experience in our server to be as good as possible, so we made a server with no worries! ~–Rules–~ 1. Don’t grief unclaimed player builds 2. Don’t hack or cheat. That ruins the fun 🙁 3. Be nice to staff and players. They’re also people. 4. Do not grief the wilderness. 5. Don’t swear. Swearing means a kick. 6. Don’t ask for OP. You’re not from Planet Minecraft. 7. Don’t advertise other servers. Join Now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7717	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ElectroCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

A Minecraft 1.7.10 server with OP factions, minigames (such as paintball, hunger games, one in the chamber, sky wars, pvp, 1v1 dueling, and more!) staff applications are helpful to our server, donations are appriciated, and players are welcomed! We hire only the most qualified of staff to enhance your gaming experience! We hope you have a great time playing on ElectroCraft! Cheers!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

McAnvil Network

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock

LegendPvP Factions/PvP

LegendPvP is a fun factions/PvP server! We have both plugins and great players to make your time on the server exciting and unique!

Our plugins include:

McMMO: McMMO is a simple plugin with a large impact; it allows players to “rank up” their skills, such as swords for greater damage or mining for, possibly. double drops. The skill progresses as you do certain actions or use certain tools.

Factions: Factions, our main game mode and plugin, allows players to team up with each other, build and grow, and raid other factions. It is a very social game mode and also largely based on PvP.

Auctions: Auctions give the players the opportunity to spend (or earn back) the money they earn from killing mobs or selling items in the /shop by auctioning items they may have (ex. an enchanted sword) where others can bid on it and raise the price to what they want.

And much, much more ingame!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Crops Grown:	9615
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SurvivalCraftHD

PvP, Survival

Hello welcome We are a nice freebuild server with nice moderators and a nice owner. Our concept is actually quite simple. We offer you a self-written shop plugin, which means in this shop you can buy rare items, for example a beacon or even vines Water lily leaves and much more, in order to get our currency, the Minecoins, you have to sell special items in the shop downstairs, for example a diamond ore, for this you get more minecoins than for a raw diamond, and before we get to the screenshots you should have one more thing We know we have no mercy towards griefers, we have the Logblock plugin so we can easily find the griefer and then he will be permanently banned (IP)!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

N&H Survival

brand, Bukkit, Bukkitserver, Chilled, new, Newserver, Semivanilla, Survival

We are a brand new bukkit survival server, we are mostly vanilla but we do have essential plugins and more to enhance the gameplay. The gameplay feels vanilla but we have many commands to add convenience. Join today and check us out!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Demise MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Demise MC or DMC for short is a factions, Mcmmo, PVP, events server. We have factions, so you can create your own group and invite your friends to get revenge on that annoying player you’ve wanted to raid. With all the chaos going on you can always just sit out in the wild to just survive, but still watch your step because PvP is allowed everywhere on the server(except spawn)! The spawn has everything you need to begin your journey on GriefLand: Rule room (alternatively, you can use /rules for a updated version) We’re currently running on the economy system using essentials, use /help for a list of commands that are available to you. Check your balance with bal, and check out the richest players in the server with /baltop. Work hard to gain ranks and status with McMMO. Partake in friendly events!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NovaCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Survival, Survival Games

We have: -Economy System -User Market -PvE world -PvP World -Factions -VIP’S packages with different exclusives each one -Different Warps for the enjoyment and needs of users -Good collective atmosphere between staff and users

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

MineMoney

Factions, Mini Games

SERVER IP: minemoney.omgcraft.fr:12605 ————————————– A survival server where it is possible to level up for free thanks to a shop and money. Pvp area and mini games: Tnt-run, Spleef, Paintball and much more!

A server that will progress little by little thanks to you!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!