Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Magical Moments Shared: 27 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • The Evil Whale Minecraft Server

    The Evil Whale Minecraft Server

    Welcome to the Evil Whale Minecraft Server!

    On this server we try to keep everything as ‘vanilla’ as possible. Though there are some slight modifications. If you are a mature person and like playing vanilla minecraft, come join and start building, you can do whatever you want, from small to big projects. Griefing, raiding, etc. is NOT allowed. PVP is only allowed if both parties agree on it.

    We want to create a small community where everyone can have fun, you can invite your friends, family, anyone to play with you… We are all about fun. 🙂

    We require you to join our Discord server before you can build, you can find the link to our Discord server by logging in to the server.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • TsengPixel Anarchy

    TsengPixel Anarchy
    TsengPixel Anarchy – Better than 2b2t!Anarchy | Factions | PVP | OP Legendary Weapons

    Support sites: TsengGames @TsengGames @TsengGamesServer domain: TsengPixel Anarchy Official Domain (don’t click, the website is dangerous)

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • SurviveWithUs SMP [1.19]

    SurviveWithUs SMP [1.19]

    We are a simple survival server with completely custom plugins and four different realms for our players to choose from.

    Every player has access to a randomtp so you can find the perfect spot to start your adventure!!

    Other awesome features include :

    Keep inventory

    24/7 server uptime

    Active owner/staff team

    If you have any questions at all, feel free to join our forums and ask!

    forums.survivewith.us

    Thank you for your time!!!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • MineSpire

    MineSpire

    MineSpire [1.8-1.14.1] Survival Eco | Skyblock | IP: mc.minespire.net

    About Us: MineSpire is a unique server, offering new features and twists to your favorite games like Survival Economy and Skyblock! Our goal is to provide a fun, mature, friendly environment with as many player customizations as possible.

    About Survival Eco – Earn Money -> Rank Up -> Unlock Perks Survival Eco is an SMP mashup with a life-like economy system where you can earn in-game money and climb the social ranks!

    Skyblock – Beat Challenges -> Level Up -> Unlock Perks Skyblock is an SMP where you begin with a tiny sky island. The goal is to advance your island level by expanding it. We have loads of customs features to make the game unique!

    Features: Economy | McMMO | Jobs | ChestShop | Auction | Trails | SilkSpawners | Crates | Fly | PlayerHeads | Arena | Particles | Pets | Mounts | Disguises | Towns | Marriage | Land Claim | Contests

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • KingsCraft Minigames

    KingsCraft Minigames

    TntRun ,Kitpvp, Skywars, Parkour, ETC… Looking For a Minigame Server! Here it is, right here for you. We offer some of the greatest minigames. Nice staff to help you along the way (Need Some Staff) and make new friends that may ally with you during a pvp battle. So come on what are you waiting for! Join Us Today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4517 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • The Game Cube

    The Game Cube

    With dedicated and active staff members and a welcoming community that we take pride in, The Game Cube can offer a fun environment on any of our current servers, such as the PVE Server featuring Slimefun among many plugins that gives the impression of modded gameplay. If plugins aren’t your thing, we also have a pure Vanilla server that will always stay up to date with the current Minecraft version. If you have a group of friends, then you might want to set up on the Towny Server with intricate claiming and town management. Or if living on the edge suits you best then the Skyblock Server might just be your cup of tea. Each server is always evolving so you’ll never get bored!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1496 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The Exorath Network

    The Exorath Network

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    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Saiyan Craft

    Saiyan Craft

    Welcome to Saiyan Craft! This is a 24/7 Dragon Block C server. Dragon Block C is a mod for Minecraft based on the popular show and Manga Dragon Ball Z. You can become a Human, Namekian, or even a Saiyan like Goku and fight against enemies like Frieza and Saibamen in order to train and become strong enough to use powerful Ki blasts! The mod also includes a saga feature which allows you to complete sagas while you train and fight enemies like Vegeta and the Androids. (The Dragon Block C mod and its components are required to join the server.)

    Discord: https://discord.gg/hjFgTtS

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Eustarria

    Eustarria

    Survival server with PVP, MCMMO, Factions and Economy! Come join us! Maximum amount of members increasing to 10 soon. We like to keep the community small. More plugins will be added as the majority begin to ask for them. We are very open, respectable and only want the very best for our members. For 1.7.9

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Create Mania

    Create Mania
    I made this server because all the other create mod servers I’ve seen often had to many mods and are either way too strict or have land claims, so I made a server for all the people who want to do whatever they want without repercussions from me or any admins. The only thing you cant do is hack or cheat. so if that sounds pleasing to you here’s the discord link where you can get the modpack https://discord.gg/8kp8EwBF this modpack is for a create mod server but there are many other mods that I added to enhance the modpack, including the origins mod. One last note I feel obligated to mention is that I created this server very recently, so there’s hardly any people yet, but don’t let that ward you off as the more of you that join the more other people will want to join.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MineTexas Civcraft Server

    MineTexas Civcraft Server

    Are you a fan of Sid Meier’s Civilization games? CivCraft is a game that allows you to create your own Civilizations in Minecraft! Just like in the actual games, you have to research and build up your Civ, only it’s first person, you can make diffrent tiered items, and you can talk to all of your Civ mates. CivCraft has its own special Materials you will need to use to get anywhere. You’ll want to start out by building a Camp. This will allow you to start getting all the things you need to make a Civ. The resources it takes will sound like a lot but time flies when you have friends to help! The point of the whole game is to make the biggest and best Civilization you can make. This is a very long term game. No matter what you are planning on doing with your Civ, you will have to be on often. For one you have to be able to pay for the Civ. It costs money just to own all of the buildings, But don’t fret! It isn’t hard to earn money and if you keep the Civ small in the beginning its very cheap. When you’re first starting, it is smart to either read the wiki and have a sizable group of trustworthy friends, or join an already established Civ to learn. Well if this sounds like the game-mode for you, then go ahead and check out the Getting Started page! rivendell.minetexas.com

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Villages Defended: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • ColosseumPvP

    ColosseumPvP

    ColloseumPvP is a fun faction server for ANYONE! We have several Bukkit plugins to help improve your PvPing and faction experiences on my server. We also have friendly staff to help you with any problems or questions you may have and we are open to suggestions to give our players what they want!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Reaver Gaming Flyboys

    Reaver Gaming Flyboys

    MODPACK DOWNLOAD www.technicpack.net/modpack/flyboys-pack-dreamz-vers.539158

    Reaver Gaming has just released the FIRST flyboys public modpack. come enjoy this crazy never done before faction server. build an army and take over the server with all your friends. kill or be killed. grief or be griefed. download the modpack from the link below and come join a great community. the server is all ready for you once you download the modpack.

    “War does not determine who is right – only who is left”

    Hope to see you on the battle field

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MineZRC Network

    MineZRC Network

    We are a user friendly Minecraft Network. Providing games and performance, so that YOU can enjoy your gameplay!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • The End of Minecraft

    The End of Minecraft

    NO RULES! (aside from no greifing spawn and mall)

    Visit our website to get started. You can install on the mods you need in a snap with the Technic launcher, there is even a tutorial video!

    The end of minecraft is a pure survival server with everything you could possibly want!

    Like war? We’ve got war! With towny, you can claim land and build an empire! with ICBM, flans, mechanism, industrialcraft2 and more, you can blow up, shoot, poison your enemies every way to Sunday.

    Like a more civil experience? Living in a city or being mayor of a town? That is also an option. You can fly far away and live in isolation and create a community of you and your friends. Defense is easy with Automated weaponry such as turrets.

    Want to explore and experience the minecraft world? We have to biome mods to make for a beautiful landscape as well as galacticraft for all your space travel needs!

    All this and more awaits you at The End of Minecraft!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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