No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GenoTurkey Minecraft Server

Armenian Genocide, Armenian-Turkish relations, authoritarianism, Censorship, controversial, freedom of speech, genocide denial, GenoTurkey, historical events, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, media censorship, media control, Minecraft, political repression, press freedom, Propaganda, radio station, reference, Server, shuts down, turkey, Turkish government

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like the turkey shutting down a radio station level of drama, but in minecraft form. like, imagine if the turkeys in minecraft got all triggered over some reference to an ‘armenian genocide’ and just shut it all down. that’s the kind of wild energy you can expect on this server. join now for some next level chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a ride you won’t wanna miss out on, trust me.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Bucha’s Drone Busters

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Yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we got a squad of badass female warriors who take down Russian drones like it’s nobody’s business in the Ukraine war! Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, where we ride llamas into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while doing backflips. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so you better join us if you wanna get rich quick! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4621	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cannabis DNA Impact Server

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so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CreateRP
Server Type	Roleplay with Custom Modpack
Features	Custom roles, tasks, betrayal, strategizing, adaptive gameplay
Discord	Join here

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is CreateRP?	CreateRP is an innovative roleplay experience with a custom Modpack, focusing on tasks and immersion.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server using the link provided above to learn more about the roleplay and get access to the server.
What makes CreateRP unique?	CreateRP offers custom roles, betrayal, strategizing, and adaptive gameplay, providing a one-of-a-kind roleplay experience.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Emeralds Found:	2492
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SandwichSis Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Disrespect, family dynamics, favoritism, game development, Golden Child, Grandparents, Gymnastics, Jealousy, Manners, Minecraft, parental love, Resentment, sandwich, SandwichSis, School, Server, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

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If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DesertingTroopsMC Server

Arrival, Conflict, Defection, deserting, DesertingTroopsMC, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, global news, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military deployment, military intervention, north korean, political tensions, security threats, Server, Troops, Ukraine

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crops Grown:	4330
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Touching Universe Craft

Connection, Cosmic, cosmic energy, cosmic existence, cosmic interconnectedness, cosmic touch, cosmic unity, Craft, Existence, interconnectedness, interconnection, Interdependence, oneness, touching, Unity, unity of all things, Universal Connection, universal oneness, universal touch, Universe, vastness

so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

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Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9398	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	9677	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

MotelBlockerCraft

AGGRESSIVE, aita, custody, DISRUPTED, drug addicts, ex cons, halfway house, Homeless, LANDLORD, Lawyer, legal bill, Motel, MotelBlockerCraft, preventing, rules, school district, Son, tent, VIOLATION, visitations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.