No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Star Shards Collected:	177
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Emeralds Found:	3977	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Animals Bred:	133
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	2881	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mines Excavated:	3387
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crops Grown:	6193
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	230	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mines Excavated:	4452	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Astral Projections Made:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5465
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	6069
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.