No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5014	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Animals Bred:	76
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	64
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3202	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	New Chunks Explored:	808818
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	6472	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.