No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Items Found:	4973

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

EternalMC

PvP

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PowerCraft

Earth, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TheStonedGolem

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Crops Grown:	5164
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Superflat Experiment

Anarchy, Cross-Play, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Nostalgic Realms

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Nostalgic Realms

We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Void Armor Forged:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mangrove

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Boyz SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great world! Land claims, jobs, economy and shops. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported. 1.19 supported

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Runes Activated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

ExoTeam – Club Exo

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Skywars, Survival

Are you looking for a Minecraft Java and Bedrock compatible server with over 100 extra features? Take a look at our server! ExodusMC – Network | We have the following: > Technical Section: > Immediate support for the latest versions of Minecraft Java and Bedrock > Compatibility with all Java-Bedrock plugins > Good atmosphere > Our Unique Survival Mode! > ExodusMC Data and IP | IP: ExoTeam.Gamesrv.net | Port: 19132 (Bedrock default) | Version: 1.20+ | Plataforma: Java | Bedrock Our Discord https://discord.gg/zGBWwDezF4 Everything and MUCH more within our server JOIN SOON!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.