No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragons Tamed:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Farms Harvested:	906	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5015	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endless Night Skies:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4068
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Chimeras Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.