No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Animals Bred:	199	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5027	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Animals Bred:	58
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.