No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	699	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138	Mines Excavated:	3486
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	370
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Astral Projections Made:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3224	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ores Mined:	4911	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TacoLand

Skywars

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.