No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PanNation

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

PanNation is an OG KitPvP server with ultra high performance! We aim to bring back the old school KitPvP vibes and test your skill! Drop down into the arena and fight to the death. But be careful though, if you die you lose your items. Quickly gather loot and make it back to spawn! NPCs roam the map to make sure you don’t try to enchant in their territory! Players can store their items in their player vault, /PV *Besides our FFA Arena, we also have Duels to take on those trash talkers that think they’re better! *Found inside the arena are hidden parkours that lead to our LEGENDARY items at the end of them! *Set bounties on players and make sure they are assassinated! *Sell items in /Auction to earn more money. *Trade items and $ with /Trade *Vote for the server and gain more rewards and prizes! *Earn enough money and purchase your very own plot to show off your building skills! *Come join us today and be apart of this unique KitPvP server! :’D

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

HuskyCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

========================= Advanced Survival – Faction – survival – PVP – Greifing allow Cool server? You decide 🙂 =========================

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

jCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Polish jCraft server – Survival/Creative 24/7

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mines Excavated:	2147
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SkepticCraft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Crops Grown:	8487
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Emeralds Found:	3424

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

QuCraft Voltz

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

volt Teamspeak 3: QuCraft.enjinvoice.com Ts3 Port: 8982

Welcome to QuCraft. Give a warm welcome to qugere the owner of QuCraft.We will be updating a lot here in the next week. If there are issues just add them to the forum. Remember the survival is all that. Chaos. So do not trust anyone ever. Spys will be looking for you. This is a new server and like anything new there will be issues. The main thing is to have fun. Read the rules and tutorials for better use of life on voltz.

We do make use of Mcbans and do not mind adding the trouble makers on the list. We are here to have fun. Zero toleration on cheaters, trolls, etc. griefing is allowed in world. There is a safezone, factions. Few items are banned like antimatter and redmatter. The next month we hope to implore everything other than the tracker.

Have fun and again thank you for joining QuCraft

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	331	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Void Armor Forged:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Yaoihaven Reborn

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for Yaoihaven Reborn!

We’re an LGBTQ-friendly server with a great community of players and staff, ready to help you out! Come on in and find a plot to call home.

A player-run economy means you can open up your own shop and set your own prices, whether it be for blocks or for services, it’s all up to you. Build your own storefront or buy a space in the mall, you can even just use your front lawn! When you close up shop for the day, head on over to the creative world and build that dream house you always wanted, or some pixel art; take some pointers from the plethora of other artists and works around there, I’m sure something will spark an idea =)

Server address: mc.yaoihavenreborn.com Server store: http://yaoihavenreborn.enjin.com

Like Yaoi? Check out our main site! Just take out the ‘mc.’ and you’re there ^_^

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WingCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

Vote for many awesome rewards!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchantments Applied:	197
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Aviatorcraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Prison

Constant updates and new features, prison revamp on the 1st of December! Join the server today and have a great time!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	24	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Extreme Factions

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Extreme Factions – PvP And Raids! Join For An Awesome Adventure! Awesome Ranks And Perks! JOIN NOW! Extreme Factions is a Uk PvP, Raids And Faction Server! The Server Is Brand New! Join if you love pvp and faction servers!! – Radelize

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Azara Craft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Azara Craft is a new type of towny server. Our goal is to create a server that is about choosing your own destiny. This means that we want players to be able to mine, build, conquer, steal, trade, explore, and everything else you would potentially do on a minecraft survival server but with balance. On Azara Craft there is no way to pay to win, every player is on even ground. Every player has an equal opportunity to start a town and build it into a nation, through any means they see fit. We have a balance between safety and competition. Towns can declare war or remain neutral. Players can roam the wild and hunt each other down or explore new the environment. This server is a sandbox and it’s up to you to forge your path to greatness.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8470	Magic Items Found:	3168
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9174
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Opened World

PvP, Survival

We’re a friendly server that likes to build, play survival, and occasionally PvP. We’re semi-vanilla with TPA and Grief Prevention.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8631

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SquadWorld

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars, Survival

Minecraft Server supports 1.8.x up to 1.9.x 24 HOURS ONLINE NO HAMACHI NO PREMIUM FREE! Modalities: KitPvP – Survival – SkyWars – Parkour -Creativo

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	8111
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Zombie Dances:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Dhara

Roleplay, Survival

Survival (Hard) Mature McMMO FancyShop LUCK

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

McAdventureWorld

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

A one of a kind network where Adventure Happens at from Eco Survival, Factions,Skyblocks, Creative and hungergames plus more. Plus Discover our Custom made maps and Custom faction server and plus more. Join the McAdventureWorld network Today and invite your friends to play with you on your Adventure World.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Potions Brewed:	86
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

ShatteredMines

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Survival [NEW]

KitPvp OpPrison [NEW SPAWN AND MINES]

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	42	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.