No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Lone wolves

Factions

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MineChill Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival Games

HEY – We have custom enchants, custom token types, pvp, kits, crates, parkour, plots all done in our own fashion. Amazing builds: our pvp map is our favourite! Ore-trees, exploding sheep, luckyblocks and backpacks (with configurable preferences) – plus so much more. Join now at play.minechill.net for a friendly prison community that’s been around for 7 years!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TownyMadness

Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Great new server that offers all the things you have been looking for: -Admin Shop -Voting rewards (diamonds) -Wild PvP -mcMMO -Great fair Staff The towny experience you have been looking for, we are new so we are open to new plug ins and new ideas.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

McRevival

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Welcome to McRevival.com !!! We’re a new factions server with more coming soon! We have MCMMO and Economy, and up for any suggestions to make the server as best as possible.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

M4Play

Creative, PvP

A new minecraft server network that connects creative server with a new type of guns servers and add a no lag factor with custom coded plugins to make your gameplay the most enjoyable as possible

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	7248
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Zombie Dances:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Survival Skyblock

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Survival Skyblock is a Survival based Skyblock server! We have many things to do such as Challenges, Mini Games, and to have an awesome Skyblock experience. We have helpful staff and a friendly community. We hope this description of our Skyblock server makes you want to come play with us!

Updated to Minecraft 1.8.* Massive 200×200 Island Plots Custom Island Schematics Create your very own island and invite friends!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9625	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Treehome

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome! Treehome is a humble server owned by two brothers in a small town in Mississippi. We boast dedicated and experienced administration, an amazing community, a new 1.9 map, 1.9 grief protection, and consistent backups.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PixelMania

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

– Gyms (Coming soon after poll on website is complete) – Auto-Rankups (After a certain amount of time played on the server you will receive a rank) – Jobs (Work for money) – Point System (Vote for points and spend it on items) – Name That Pokemon Chat minigame (Coming soon the plugin is custom and still is in development) – Bikes (A Horse that you have access to /Bike) – Grief Prevention (Protect all of your builds with a golden shovel) How do I install PixelMon 3.5.1? First you have to download forge: Forge 1.7.10: http://goo.gl/bSZxDB After you’ve installed forge run it on minecraft and then close out of minecraft. Download the Pixelmon mod Pixelmon Mod: http://pixelmonmod.com/ ( Download Pixelmon 3.5.1) After downloading the Pixelmon mod go to your %appdata% -> .minecraft -> mods Once in your mods folder drag the pixelmon mod into the folder and run Minecraft forge 1.7.10

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crops Grown:	4131
Enchantments Applied:	272	Holy Grails Found:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	4749
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PigParty

Creative

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Gatucraft

PvP, Skywars

Welcome to our WIP server for Gatucraft.com!

We have some things to fix, but the server is working!

We have:

A exclusive PVP versión of our map Gaturro´s Room

We have 4 SkyWars maps from the PlanetMinecraft community!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pirate Seas

Factions, PvP

Pirate Seas is live action, open world, sandbox minecraft server. Players construct and sail they’re very own ships, muster a crew, and explore the seas of adventure and treasure. Loot islands for plunder and goods, trade at various ports for gold to feed your desires. Claim the sea as your own, rein terror among other pirates and construct forts to protect what is yours. Raid npc trade caravans. Discover ancient ruins and learn of ultimate treasures. But keep in mind lad, we are not alone, dark forces are on the rise, rumors of the Skeleton King at large have been all around, Captain Brutus and his ghost crew have also been heard to be sailing the seas once again. The possibilities are endless and the action infinant, all in the world of Pirate Seas, The Adventure Awaits You! Join us now @ play.pirateseas.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Star Shards Collected:	81
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SurvivalMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

SurvivalMC is a brand new survival server. We strive to build a close community, who loves playing Minecraft together the way it was made.

Join today! IP: play.survivalmc.org Version: 1.16.x Website: survivalmc.org

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Alien Abductions:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dragons Den

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

This is my humble Agrarian Skies 2 server. It is currently running and any one can join. We might add a couple mods that’ll help like veinminer or fastcraft. We just started the server and we are looking for staff. Staff applications are on the Website for this server

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Villages Defended:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Mineworlds.eu

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

Mineworlds is a server located in Sweden that focuses on brand new ideas and concepts developed by our own staff team.

With rewarding difficulty in focus, we have developed a brand new way of playing Minecraft. Play with your friends, enemies and face monsters that only gets more difficult the further out you venture.

Create a clan and fight other players in raids or fight monsters together with other players in dungeon instances. Venture away to unseen lands and face monsters you could not believe were possible.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Goacraft

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

The GoaCraft.de server offers standard, of course professional SkyPvP and Survival, as well as Bedwars and soon Ultra 1vs1 – an extremely improved version of the Timolia original! Server IP: GoaCraft.de We also have a website and a Teamspeak with the same domain, you are welcome to take a look there too! Our range: – Rush – Beastmode (from 70 users) – SkyPvP – SkyBlock – SurvivalGames – Survival – 1vs1 (Coming soon) – WitherWars (Coming Soon)

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Animals Bred:	132
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.