No wonder it was so good Minecraft SMP

anger, Closure, CURSE, dark humor, death, Farewell, finality, Good, Goodbye, hatred, INTENSE, Minecraft, negative emotions, piece of shit, Relief, riddance, sarcastic, satisfaction, smp, strong feelings, Vindication, Wonderful

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat the entire time.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts in the Nether filled with explosive surprises, and don’t even get us started on the dance parties with the Endermen.

But beware, not everyone makes it out alive. One player tried to steal diamonds from a creeper and let’s just say, they won’t be causing any more trouble. So if you’re ready for a server that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, join us now! Just remember, death is just around the corner.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Brauhaus der Hoffnung | Crime-Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP

This is what the Crime Server offers through the self-programmed modification of Minecraft:

A completely different Minecraft game, playable without mods

Robbing shops, but also other players’ apartments

A variety of different weapons, from the normal sword, to pistols, to machine guns, flamethrowers and grenade throwers,…

Numerous other special items, such as drugs

Chases with police officers – if you fail, you can expect a stay in prison

The opportunity to buy and build your own land, apartments, houses or villas

A 100% self-developed game principle that has been tried and tested since April 1, 2012!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6997

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Real Life Minecraft

Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

A pseudo-realistic Minecraft server, complete with towns, trains, and more. In this server you will have endless opportunities from running a town, owning a business, or even running an entire nation! Now, hurry up and get some money saved up, taxes are coming soon! 😀

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Brauhaus der Hoffnung | Brauvival-Server

Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Hello you block crazy Minecrafters,

Do you love moving blocks or are you more into hunting evil monsters? Do you like meeting other interesting people who have similar interests to you? Do you want to play on what is probably the oldest German Minecraft server? Then you are exactly right with us. Just visit our Brauvival server at the address: s.minecraft.name

You can find more information about us here:

TeamSpeak3: ts.minecraft.name Homepage: www.worldofminecraft.de Forum: www.minecraft-forum.de Livemap: http://map.minecraft.name/bdh

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Enchantments Applied:	264	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TerrorCraft Modsauce

Towny

Brand new HermitCraft Modsauce server! The HermitCraft Modsauce modpack can be found on the Atlauncher. We need staff, and builders to help out on the server. Please, come join today!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Earth2Luke Survival

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is still being constructed at the moment, but we welcome anyone and everyone to join now! Were not exactly looking for staff members, but you can purchase admin/op rights on all of our game servers, including Minecraft on our website.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Z Server SMP

Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games

Z SERVER SMP [Proudly Online 9+ Years] [75+ Plugins] [No-Whitelist] [Dedicated 256GB of RAM, Intel Xeon 16c/32t]

Z Server SMP is a Minecraft server that strives to be the best of the best. You can build where ever you like while following the rules. We have towns to build in to have a close active community. We are a amazing server with a nice community and awesome looking map. If you have any other questions ask.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Farms Harvested:	824
Endless Night Skies:	4	New Chunks Explored:	657379
Zombie Dances:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SkyVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games

Welcome To SkyVerse We Are A New Under Development Hub Server Ready To Excite You And Make You Happy We Got Tons Of MInigames Factions Prison Skyblock Even Creative And Many More Hope You Will Enjoy

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Towns Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

OPClash

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

________________________________________________________________ OPClash is an overpowered network, with many custom features and plugins to make your experience on our server as amazing as possible. A list of features and other things you may be wondering about will be below this section. ________________________________________________________________ (✓) OP Factions (✓) ON Prison (✓) ON KitPvP (✓) Auctions (✓) Lottery (✓) Crates (✓) Daily Events (✓) Drop Parties (✓) Custom Coded

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	8173	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Wishcraft

Survival

This is Wishcraft! Run by iMoonZz, I am a co-owner. This server is a survival server right now, and if enough people are on, we can play freezetag 😀

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Farms Harvested:	668	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Hawknet SMP

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Hawknet SMP, we have been hosting minecraft servers since 2010, and are dedicated to providing you with the best experience possible. All of our staff are friendly, experienced, and ready to help whenever needed. We welcome you to join our community.

We have plenty of things to do on our server, but we are mainly about survival and towny. Some other things to do include Skyblock, Ocean Survival and two Creative worlds. We occasionally have building contests as well. You must start out in survival on our server (skyblock or our main world), you will gain access to other worlds at the Builder rank, which is the first rank above guest.

All of our normal ranks are earned by building, and each rank gives you access to new worlds and commands. Our normal ranks are Builder, Architect, and Engineer, each requiring a more advanced build than the rank before.

Featured Plugins: Ultimate Skyblock: Create and build on an island in the sky. Craftbay: Auction off your items, and buy others items. Towny: Create towns, claim land, and wage wars. Lockette: Lock your doors and containers to keep other players from accessing them.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Obsidian

PvE, Vanilla

We are a close-knit community of Minecraft players. We value an almost-vanilla Minecraft SMP server experience backed by an inclusive, friendly, dedicated group of players. We strive to enjoy Minecraft together, as friends and fellow survivalists.

Sound interesting? We’d love to have you!

Whitelist: the-obsidian.com/whitelist

Rules: – Be friendly – Listen to staff – Be considerate – No destruction of property – No cheating or stealing – No threats, abusive language, harassment, etc. – No PvP without consent

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Star Shards Collected:	182	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

ArmedMCPrison

Prison

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Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Enchantments Applied:	284
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Star Shards Collected:	107
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Potions Brewed:	152	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SonoraBuild

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

SonoraBuild is a Survival MCMMO server with 100% custom terrain based on the American Southwest, with some other North American terrain to match! Come and discover a world full of surprises you won’t find in normal Minecraft. Keep in mind we’re still heavily under construction and features are being added pretty much every day!!! Try to best other players by climbing our custom branching rank tree and working up through the economy. Maybe you’ll be at the top of our leaderboards?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Vipers Lair Oceana

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Vipers Lair, an actual VANILLA Server. No additional plugins, no anti-anythings.

Come join in on the fun! We pride ourselves on being 100 Mojang EULA compliant!

Visit our other servers! [van.viper.works] [snap.viper.works] [hardcore.viper.works]

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CrystalCrafted

Factions

Our server is a faction one.You can build a base , raid a base , kill people in pvp , raid another bases , buy ranks , open crates and more…

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.