Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 23 Potions Brewed: 165
Towns Built: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 11
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

    NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

    Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 359
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Potions Brewed: 81 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

    KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Potions Brewed: 182 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7386 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PokeTech

    PokeTech

    This is a brand new relaunched version of PokeTech Survival Server. We have tons of things to do, from auctions, to player run gyms, to markets, and dungeons. So many things to see and do, we offer Ranks, Crates, Playtime Rewards, Vote Rewards, and so much more. Come join us for events, like Pokemon Tournaments, and Tcg Card Tournaments, and more. Come join the fun with the best Pixelmon Community you’ll ever meet! See you soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 187 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Pirate Ships Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • 🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    🚂 Create Conquer 💨 1.20.1 WITH CREATE MOD Minecraft server

    An industrial Minecraft server where you can immerse yourself in the world of advanced technology and mechanical wonders! Create mods are installed with addons that will allow you to build mechanisms and manage complex engineering systems.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Zany Zenless Minecraft Server

    Zany Zenless Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “Tour de Inferno” Special Program where you can battle fiery mobs and explore the depths of the Nether like never before.

    But wait, there’s more! Meet our Dev Face-to-Face in the Zenless Zone Zero and witness the craziness that goes on behind the scenes. You won’t believe your eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about joining our Bizarre Brigade at the Arcade? Daily check-ins, double drops, and more await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

    Don’t miss out on the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine with the most powerful beings in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down at this epic event!

    So what are you waiting for? Redeem our codes for exclusive in-game rewards and dive into the insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now before it’s too late and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. See you in the game, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 390960 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Coin Flip Minecraft SMP

    Coin Flip Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to spice things up with some Trump or Kamala coins? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join now and get in on the ground floor of this insane investment opportunity.

    Imagine the bragging rights when you tell your friends you made bank off of virtual coins based on politicians. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough coins, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Trump and Kamala battle it out in a dance-off for the presidency.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and get ready to cash in on the craziest election of all time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind

    CraftySisLawsUnpaidGrind
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your in-laws? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our community is filled with players who will never ask you to do their electrical work or babysit their kids in exchange for favors. Plus, we have power trenched over the entire server, so you’ll never have to worry about running off a generator like those ungrateful relatives. Join now and build your dream world without the stress of family drama following you around!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Mines Excavated: 2790
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CraftyCringeLand

    CraftyCringeLand
    Have you ever accidentally walked into a cactus in front of a crowd of villagers? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava instead? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the embarrassing moments and turn them into epic tales of triumph! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, unexpected adventures, and plenty of laughs. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server for your epic fails! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor

    Guardians of the Tumor-Suppressor
    hey u, yea u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other! we got molecular chaperones who are like the guardians of tumor suppressor stability and function, but in minecraft world! they protect u from all the creepers and zombies tryna mess with u. they’re like ur own personal bodyguards in the game. join now for a wild ride and see how these chaperones kick butt and take names in the minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8487 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 31

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Verdant Vale

    Verdant Vale

    The Verdant Vale, where the mystical woods beckon; a sanctuary for you to express yourself freely and let your imagination roam wild.

    Welcome in to your new cozy place, we are a LGBTQ+ friendly server with a amazing community<3 FEATURES: -> TOWNY -> CUSTOM TERRAIN -> KEEP INVENTORY -> FREE RANKS -> JOBS -> CUSTOM ENCHANTS

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Cherrys Land

    Cherrys Land

    Cherry’s Land

    Welcome to Cherry’s Land, a fun-filled Minecraft server where adventure meets creativity! Explore a world full of custom items and unique enchantments, designed to enhance your gameplay experience. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, there’s something for everyone here. Dive into the basics of Minecraft fun with exciting twists that make Cherry’s Land truly one of a kind. Join us and be part of the fun today!

    I hope this captures the vibe you’re going for!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server

    Bryn’s Pretty Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us and witness the legend of Bryn Dresselhuys, the prettiest player in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that her beauty is so radiant, mobs drop their weapons and run away in fear. Join our server and bask in the glow of Bryn’s beauty as you explore our wacky world filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Will you challenge the Chicken King for control of the server, or will you join forces with him to create the most epic chicken empire Minecraft has ever seen?

    So why is Bryn Dresselhuys so pretty? Because she plays on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Crops Grown: 1890
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • 30s Women Love Minecraft SMP

    30s Women Love Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie for women in their 30s! Join us for epic adventures, drama-filled plot twists, and plenty of rom-com moments. Who needs Hollywood when you can experience the thrill of building your own virtual world with a community of like-minded players? So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for the ultimate cinematic experience on our Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 14 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PixelatedGFvsReality

    PixelatedGFvsReality
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your love life? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of forbidden love and secret photos. Our players are always in the midst of juicy drama, just like this player and their girlfriend. Will they delete the picture or will they risk it all for a little bit of drama? Join now to find out and create your own crazy love story in our Minecraft world! Who needs real-life drama when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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