Are you tired of being surrounded by video game addicts, porn enthusiasts, and internet trolls? Well, have no fear because on our server, we have banned all of them! Instead, we have created a utopia where players are forced to be productive members of society.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, such as building giant statues of potatoes, hosting dance parties with creepers, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a wooden spoon.

So come on, join our server and say goodbye to vidya, porn, and pol/tards. It’s time to embrace a new way of gaming and become the hero you were always meant to be. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 7
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP

    The Most Damaging Social Media Ever Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful vacation spot. Join us if you’re ready to experience more drama than a reality TV show.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy on the server. They trade in diamonds and emeralds, and rumor has it they have a llama mafia that enforces their rules.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of rogue chickens who have formed their own army. They roam the land, terrorizing players and stealing their crops. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to join their ranks and become a chicken warrior yourself.

    And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the server. It’s said to be guarded by a giant creeper with a taste for TNT. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP

    KidBeliefz Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality itself!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the bowels of the Nether. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells terrible dad jokes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover that the moon is actually made of cheese and that Notch himself visits our server to challenge players to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall

    Putin’sCraft: The Rise and Fall
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and rare loot! we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow up unsuspecting players for fun. our admin, BigPig69, once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian for the thrill seekers. also, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures you can imagine. so come join us and be part of the madness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Buildings Constructed: 40
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Missionary Pixel Fun

    Missionary Pixel Fun
    Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, you’ve come to the right place, my friend! Our server is so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a chicken in a tornado!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of creepers decided to throw a dance party in the Nether. They were busting out moves that would make even the Ender Dragon jealous! And you know who was the life of the party? That’s right, it was YOU, once you join our epic server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll shoot diamonds out of your nose! And our community is so friendly, they’ll welcome you with open arms and a bucket of lava (just kidding, they’re not that crazy).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of fun, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong

    Medicine & Law: Bedfellows Gone Wrong
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have gender medicine and the cass review!!! u might be thinking, wtf does that even mean?? well let me tell u, on our server, we have potions that can change ur gender in the game, so u can be a dude one minute and a chick the next, it’s wild!! and the cass review?? oh boy, that’s where we review all the crazy lawsuits that happen on the server, like when someone tried to sue a creeper for blowing up their house, lmao. so if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now!! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit)

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Animals Bred: 71 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Alien Abductions: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Luminexus Network

    Luminexus Network

    A small server to play with friends! Guaranteed good vibes, guaranteed laughter and unforgettable moments.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • East Coast Survival

    East Coast Survival

    East Coast Survival is an engaging Minecraft server that combines the simplicity of vanilla gameplay with the excitement of distinct seasonal themes such as spring, summer, fall, and winter. Each season introduces thematic changes to the environment providing a fresh experience throughout the year. Enhanced by unique plugins, We add special features and mechanics that enrich the gameplay without altering its classic feel. This blend of seasonal variety and innovative plugins ensures that players enjoy a dynamic and immersive adventure every time they log in.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

    Big Trouble in Tiny Cobblemon Town – No Sneaky Squares Allowed!

    Minecraft Roleplay Server Overview

    Description
    Looking for a small group to drop into a private server and engage in roleplay in the world. Players can create unique backstories and immerse themselves in the roleplay experience.
    The RP will be played on the Big Chad Guys Plus modpack, featuring in-game proximity voice chat, preset server hosting, and quality of life mods for added enjoyment.
    If interested, add the server host on Discord (mal1x_).

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

    Question Answer
    What is the server hosting the roleplay? The server host is mal1x_ on Discord.
    Which modpack is being used for the roleplay? The Big Chad Guys Plus modpack is being used for this roleplay server.
    Is there in-game proximity voice chat available? Yes, the modpack features in-game proximity voice chat for enhanced roleplaying experiences.
    Are there quality of life mods included? Yes, the server has quality of life mods to improve gameplay enjoyment.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Dimension Hops: 11 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Honk Honk Minecraft Server

    Honk Honk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos!

    Join our server where you can take down niggers, wino single mothers, and roasties with no consequences! Who knew that Art the clown was actually our guy all along? Embrace the madness and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of unlimited resources and invincibility.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, anything goes in this world, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you on the other side, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty

    Sword Minecraft SMP Beauty
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We have the most epic sword battles you’ve ever seen, and the best part is, the winner gets to keep the loser’s sword! That’s right, we’re all about high stakes here.

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Sword of Infinite Power, rumored to be able to one-shot the Ender Dragon with just one swing. Will you be the lucky player to wield this mighty weapon and become the ultimate champion of our SMP? Only time will tell.

    So if you’re ready to test your sword-fighting skills against the toughest players around and maybe even walk away with a sword that could make you the most feared player on the server, then join us today! Just remember, it’s not about the size of your sword, it’s how you swing it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Alien Abductions: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1725

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BlockyBlingRush

    BlockyBlingRush
    Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where players become millionaires by selling virtual potatoes? Well, on our server, we have a player who started with just one potato and ended up owning a potato empire that rivals even the richest diamond miners in the game. Join us and see if you have what it takes to turn a simple spud into a fortune!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy on the server. Rumor has it that if you can impress the llamas with your building skills, they will grant you access to their hidden treasure trove filled with rare items and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama conspiracy). Who knows, you might just become the next potato tycoon or uncover the secrets of the llama society. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 298813 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Zombie Dances: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • ADHD & Autism Crafters

    ADHD & Autism Crafters
    So, like, have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, fear not, because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about those pesky green monsters ruining your day.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all: the diamond-encrusted llama. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one of these majestic beasts, they will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other precious goodies.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, every player is given their own personal pet dragon to ride around on. That’s right, you can soar through the skies on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies below.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest, and most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

    Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular internet personality known for his sarcastic and humorous commentary on video games, viral videos, and internet memes. He gained a large following on YouTube for his unique style of commentary and dry humor. Penguinz0 also streams on Twitch and is highly active on social media platforms.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Animals Bred: 62
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • GegMC

    GegMC

    Welcome to GegMC!

    We are a network with a Survival modality at the moment. We will soon add more modalities! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed for you to have fun and have a good time.

    We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protection system and much more!

    Join now with the IP gegmc.net, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Farms Harvested: 938

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • FennecMC

    FennecMC

    Bringing back the OG pvp experience with a few twists! Comes with KitPvP, RedstonePvP and events / tournaments for paypal prizes

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Villages Defended: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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