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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 6081 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Votes: | 9162 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?
So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!