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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 2990 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
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